I-MAC YOUR LIFE
For many years now critics have rightfully pointed out that people look just too boring. No longer are people amazed by the varities of skin colorur. No longer are tattoos, peircings and excessive facial hair shocking. But now you too can have shocking skin again. In a revolutionary treatment inspired by those see through multi-coloured I-macs. Instead of boring flesh coloured skin have new translucent coloured skin. Yes you can walk down the street glowing green with visible organs. Now everyone will be able to see exactly what you eat in a range of outstanding colours including, Green, Red, Pink, Blue, Orange, Yellow and Aqua. So sign up for this great treatment, and I-mactize your life.
(process involves radiation and sharp pointy things. We take no responsibilty from any infertility, paralysis and loss of life that may occur from this treatment. operation can only occur in international waters)
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