i am sparticus: Words

okay I wrote an essay

okay I wrote an essay last night in bed so here it is...

&nsbp supposedly Buddhism is the middle way, However I will disagree and say that Christianity is. Sort of between purely spiritual and purely physical. Mechanistic and all in your head-ness. It's when people take it too far to the left or right, or possibly up or down that the problems start... (work in progress)

Man I should make a

Man I should make a channel five show called "when good friends go bad with other good friends and you are stuck in the middle" . or maybe not

okay I have it, disproving

okay I have it, disproving my theory, D'ah

So anyway, I have a

So anyway, I have a advanced theory about why the new version of msn Messenger refuses to install on my computer, because you see I have I.E. 6, which not many people I know have upgraded to yet. So anyway basically I can't seem to run it coz I have I.E. 6, which makes no sense. Which sounds like the microsoft I know. hahhahahaaa

Ummm yeah what would I

Ummm yeah what would I like to say.. MY GUESTBOOK IS SLOW, you can add but I can't reply proper... grrr.... So in answers to guestbook stuff...
Oh no wait I just got it working... but still don't expect replies overly soon ish

My guestbook is still all

My guestbook is still all messed up, as are my friends. Okay one is, and another is talking about how their is no religion for her, however I assure her there is. Hmmm ah well. I can't think of anything else to write except unless I can find a cheap Delay Pedal anywhere I may get website hosting for my birthday. (un-subtle hint to parents who read this site. urk ). In other news today I have a noodle stain on my trousers

my guestbook is acting sooo

my guestbook is acting sooo slow, so it takes me like ages to respond to stuff. Grrrrr.
Also I want the new version of MSN messenger, but I cannot seem to get it. Grrrrr

Okay back to normal, decided

Okay back to normal, decided not to go see the aformention Fire Breathing Penguins because I am very tired now and need sleep. Lots of sleep. But I thought I would write what I wrote while I was away with my youth group at a barn...

The problem with going to a barn in the middle of Wales, is I cannot update to my stupid g-book (I probably mean diary thing) and I have to resort to writing on good old pen and paper. Grrrrrrrr. Can't even read my own stupid hand writing (true) So far had disagreement with person over Queen, better than some dance compilation right? Other point of note can't remember song about God's love is like a pencil case I think it goes like God's love is like an eraser it rubs out all my sin he's the ruler of creation no-one measures up to him something something something.. PENCIL CASE, MY PENCIL CASE,,,, I think my friend knows, I will call her about it tomorrow. Umm nothing else for now.. Oh did I say I called my friend at 1:15 and she was not amused. well maybe a bit.

The end

just come back from being

just come back from being away for the weekend, I have 25 e-mails and guestbook entries, of which at least 13 of them need replying too. My guestbook is playing up as well making replying taking sooper long times, plus the fire breathing penguins are playing somewhere tonight, which I should be going to after church, maybe. I need to call people....

lalalalalalaaaaaaaaa

3 things.... Wouldn't Queen the

3 things....

Wouldn't Queen the musical be absolutely brilliant? it would be amazing... with lights and dry ice and dancers and platforms rising out of the stage... YEAH!

Don't you hate it when you want to talk but can't and when you want to talk about something to someone but you can't because you know talking to them about it will provoke anger/denial/frustration. For example if I want to talk to someone about them fancying me, I can't because that would make everyone uncomfortable, force them into an awkward position, require a yes or no answer. But if I don't talk to them about it I can't explain why. So the best ways to go about things are to talk about the subject and your views on it but not actually talk about it. For example if you friend was smuggling cocaine in on his golden yacht from columbia but weren't supposed to know, you could talk about how drug laws are their for a purpose and legality of drug laws, without provoking suspicion. But then you might. In which case KABOOM it all explodes. I sometimes wish everyone was a Christian so I could write anything on this knowing that no-one would mind because no-one has anything to hide. Everyone could be (or maybe should be is a better word) completely honest. Which would be so great. Coz if I try to be completely honest I still end up having to lie for friends... like... "where is x today, I am sure I saw x in school today..." "don't know miss sorry" when you do. because they are mitching. Man lying sucks even more so than dating which does suck a lot. Get married or don't even flirt with someone. Now if I could do that I would be happy. well happier.

ON A LIGHTER NOTE
Seb was my 200th signer. Congratualtions, he gets a hearty... CONGRATULATIONS. Huzzah and excetera.

Just thought I would say,

Just thought I would say, the next person to sing my g-book will be the 200th person to do so

Have just proved beyond reasonable

Have just proved beyond reasonable doubt that microsoft is evil. Surely in a program that (a) claims to be a What-You-See-Is-What-You-Get program and (b) claims to work. If I change the value of one thing, save it and then open it again. it should be the new value. Apparently not. Apparently to do this complex and ardous task I have to go into the html code and change it all. Yay! still site is bigger now. More room and stuff

just realised my site is

just realised my site is not working very well.
Hang on

Fly Away... Got home late

Fly Away...
Got home late tonight coz I had to walk my friends Kate and Caff home. Grrr. they live to far away but they could have been mugged or something so it had to be done. Still, they could have lived a bit closer. Tomorrow (oh today now) is the last day I will be able to go down to 24-7 as I am away with my youth group for the weekend. Groovey. I think tomorrow (today) I will do this...
Finish my Buddhism Essay (likely-hood of doing this 50%)
Invite Cafferine and possibly Jaclyn and Seb to 24-7 (likely-hood of doing this 98%)
Go to 24-7 (likely-hood of doing this 99%)
Go round Jaclyn's house at sometime in the day. (likely-hood of doing this 95%)
Eat some food (likely-hood of doing this 100%)

So I think my day tomorrow (today) will go like this..
Wake up.. eat... maybe shower
Read Bible
Do essay
eat
go round jacs(?)
come home
eat
do more essay
Go out to jacs
Get Hannah to come pick me up at jacs then go get Kate and go to 24-7
End

Wow I am soooo bored
off to bed I think

Today I saw my site

Today I saw my site in the dreaded ness of 640x480 resolution... it was also in i.e. 4 I think. It was horrific so to rectify this I have made my site smaller so it fits better into a window. I like it more now I think. It looks kinda groovey. Going to watch Bill and Ted's excellent adventure sometime tonight. Which should be good. Huzzah. Must finish of my Buddhism essay tomorrow and do some psychology. Should be good.
Re-reading Harry Potter. They rock

Also Glo stil rocks. Makes me go yay

The tiredness of it all.

The tiredness of it all. For I am tired.. and need sleep. I did till l2:00 today at my church prayery thing which was good. And my friend Caff came along which was great and funky. Woo. I also borrowed the album Glo, by Delirious off my friend Billy. And it is the best album ever. Probably. Alternative Rock Worship. Yeah. Imagine if Radiohead where Christian and decided to do a Kid A. Then imagine that they felt that if it was to be worship then they should use singable tunes... but keep the wonderful alternativeness of it all.
It rocks. Leading me to compile a top 5 best albums ever..
Glo - Delirious?
The Bends - Radiohead
Liquid Skin - Gomez
Fuzzy Logic - The Super Furry Animals
and I dunno about #5. I have lots of top choices but dunno which one is the best. Probably... Definately Maybe - Oasis

I must really read Nick Hornby's "High Fidelty" again so I can have an excuse just to write top 5's of everything. which makes the whole posting lark a lot easier.
Nevermind. Sleep Beckons

Thought I would update my

Thought I would update my site as I have neglected it for at least a day now. Yeah... Been going to the24-7 that is happening at my church. (although not actually being run by my church, or any specific church for that matter). It's cool. you can feel really the prescence of God which is cool. However as it is 24 hours a day, and various youth groups have been doing it over night, I am subsequently quite tired and my sleeping patterns are very very messed up, so I should probably go to bed soon. Maybe, tiredness abounds...

yes. so sleep is good

The origin of the teeny goth

Read on for the shocking story of the origin of the dreaded sickness we now know as the Teeny Goth!

Once upon a time their where some loveable little children, these children liked to do things like play football, bake cakes and pick flowers. One of this little children called Timmy had a brother who was in university. One day this little kid heard some loud music coming from his brother's bedroom. The little kid didn't like the sound ofthis music, as it was very loud and shouty. He said to his brother,

"brother dearest, would you kindly turn down that horrible racket, it hurts my ears."

"But my little brother this is what some big people listen too, it sounds nice and loud and it speaksof deep teenage angst."

"What is teenage angst? Oh please tell me brother!"

"Well little Timmy, teenage angst is the anger that comes from going through mental and physical changes and losing your naÔvetÈ which makes you realise how corrupt and evil the world is, and you try to fight back by using loud music."

"But I do not understand, what do those words mean?" said Timmy

"Well basically itmeans being really moody, and being nasty to everyone, especially your parents." Said Timmy's big brother "Also listening to loud noise,wearing black, and only communicating in grunts. But that is something for people older than you, who understand their political situations and who havelost all faith in the world."

But little Timmy had stopped listening, and teeny Gothdom had it's first victim. That night Timmy crept into his brothers bedroom and stole all his loud CD's, and his spice girls one. But he only did that to make the crime seem more believable. Honest! Soon our little Timmy was decked out in black and all his friends wanted to be Goths too. All his friends saw him, and they too became indoctrinated with his lack of purpose and soon the movement spread all the way across the world. AND SOON THE WORLD WAS TAKEN OVER BY TEENY GOTHS. except their mum's wouldn't let them.

Got some more photos of

Got some more photos of people like...

that's all really,

Okay, so this is the

Okay, so this is the plan... tomorrow I wake up at 9:00 ish to go to this outlet store to get shoes. I get back in time to go up Jaclyns and talk to her and Chantal who is sleeping over her house about their fun time at Face Off (indie/metal night club). Then after this I will go home and get ready for going out in the evening at approximately 10:00 to pray for about oohhhh 10 hours.. Which should be fun. Also my mate Caff is coming and maybe other people. Then I get to teach sunday school the saturday morning after no sleep whatsoever.

Wow I should go to bed now in preperation of this feet of staying up.

Oh yeah I am staying up to pray, coz it says in the bible "pray constantly and without ceasing" (that may not be a direct quote but I know it is close) also it's far more fun praying at 3 o'clock in the morning than 6:00 in the evening. It really is. Find out more Here

It may have taken me

It may have taken me hours but I have finally mastered style sheets. AHhaahahhahaha. It makes my guestbook lot 5% more professional.

was it worth the sleep deprivation? I dunno. But still

bed now

Ummm yeah. I have a

Ummm yeah. I have a really painful arm seeing as some one did nothing but punch it. That's it Kate you're off my christmas list. Not that I have one. Fine I'll get you a present. JUST QUIT POKING ME. And you Caff.

I have realised that Kate and Caff have figured far too much in my recent posts and people like Jaclyn, Seb and Faye are being left out. (okay so Faye never really featured too much in these posts it's just that I happened to have a photo of her.) Even I have been feeling a bit left out. So to counter act this... I going to write about something completely un-about them.

My mouse is acting really sluggish today. It goes sooo slow. which is kinda annoying.

Hello world. How are you.

Hello world.
How are you.
My friend Cafferine wrote This It's really rather good. (if that link does not work go this and search for in the names for Catherine Jones and then click on the the Jones, Catherine Marie. It's worth the effort)

Good eh?

I can't think of anything else to write today

Except I should be more thankful and praise God more

I did go see Teflon

I did go see Teflon Monkey and Murry the Hump. Mr. Monkey has nice acoustice greatness. Murry the Hump have an odd name.

Still train journeys are fun. I get more thoughts on trains than I do anywhere else. If someone ever wants me to write a book, give me an unlimited rail pass and I will write you the most thoughtfilled book ever. Todays Train thought's including

How much better Port Talbot looks at night. How the flames burn funkily in funky ness. Proving that good things come out of bad things. In a nice metaphor. Also shows God thinks ahead. I had a good logical argument for it at the time. I really do need to write stuff down as I think it.

How I always forget my thoughts

Also a three way conversation between a woman sitting in the seats across the aisle from me, her son, and the voices inside my head. It went like this... (the conversation was about castrated men's singing ability)

Woman:-"there's a film where the last ever eunach plays the part.. or at least sings the part of this alien"
Son:-"oh yeah"
W:- "yeah it's a really good film, ummmm it's called, ummmmm, it's got bruce willis in it... hang on it'll come to me."
Voices Inside My Head:- "that's the fifth element isn't it"
W:- "it's got some woman who saves the world and good special affects. They find the woman all wrapped up in bandages at the start"
V.I.M.H.:- "yep fifth element.. although I thought they cloned her DNA. Ah well"
W:- "Oh what's it called... Something familiar... You must have seen it... it's one of (some person I can't remember who lets say Bob)Bob's favourite films. We've got it at home"
S:-"don't think I've seen it mum"
W:- "Oh you must have we have it at home. It's something like the sixth sense or something"
V.I.M.H.:- "NO The Fifth Element"
W:- "I mean it's not the sixth sense. but it has a very familiar name"
S:- "Dunno"
V.I.M.H.:- "THE FIFTH ELEMENT"
W:- "you really should watch it it's really good. Got good acting and special affects. Plots a bit normal but still. If only I could remember what is was called. I'm sure it's Sixth Something"
V.I.M.H.:- "THE FIFTH ELEMENT!!!!"
W:- "Oh well, I'll look it up for you when we get home." she looks puzzled
V.I.M.H.:- "I really should put her out of her misery... she looks very puzzled by the whole name the film thing... ah well, nevermind"

and that was it. Was funny at the time, and very annoying but funny

Also on my long trek home I ran into Emily driving somewhere so got a lift quite far. Which was nice. Hooray for random suprise meetings. Hooray. And Hooray for Emily. Hooray!

Thought I would do some

Thought I would do some posting
Should in theory be going to see teflon monkey and murry the hump tomorrow... I have free tickets for them in Cardiff. Woooohoooo... which means I may not post tomorrow. I do not know... I will see. Maybe.
Also realised I am tired. Again. Even after my super early sleep last night. which just failed.
So their we go. Must go off now to update various websites or at least try to.

72, 72, 72, 72, 72,

72, 72, 72, 72, 72, yeah, 72.
Man do Turin Brakes rock or what. Actually I would like to kinda apologise to Turin Brakes here. You see I have a copy of their album but my friend has it. You see, so I can not listen to it. So I downloaded Emergency 72 to my computer from Kazaa. I hope they do not mind much. But It's such a good song. And I have it already. So sorry, if you sign my guestbook in complaint I will go buy the single.

I don't know if I have a cold or not... my head sorta hurts, and my ears are acting funny, plus my dad sorta has one, oh and I have a slightly sore throught. So maybe I am coming down with one, but I don't feel too bad really. Yeah.

Also in more other news...

My friends... Andy, Jenny and Flash got baptised today which was good, as they are good people and baptism is one of the best things that can happy to someone. So I am happy and encouraged for that. Which is cool. But I need sleep so I reckon after the cheese on toast I am about to make

Hmmmmm... I was going to

Hmmmmm... I was going to talk about people who should have annoying voices but strangely enough don't
I have thought of a list of 3
-My friend Kate. Her voice is high pitched and whiney yet it is not even slightly annoying. At all.
-The bloke from the White Stripes. His voice is kinda whiney yet not annoying either.
-Most of the Muppets loads of them have annoying voices yet don't actually annoy. Except Miss Piggy. She is annoying

My list seemed kinda short so I used Google to search for 'annoying whiney high pitched voices' However when the results came up it asked me this...

/

Searched the web for annoying whiney high pitched voices. Results 1 - 10 of about 47. Search took 0.17 seconds.

Did you mean: annoying whitney high pitched voices

I leave you to draw your own conclusions.

More stuff. Happened Other stuff

More stuff. Happened
Other stuff didn't
I GOT A HAIRCUT it still has lots of blonde but shorter, sort of. I think I will randomly spike it up.
also my friend Andy is getting baptised tomorrow. huzzah.

Hmmmm...

Okay got this site working

Okay got this site working it kinda sucks but is kinda funny. Work Is needed I think. a lot of it. But I found a tab to Turin Brakes and save me, (best acoustic guitar solo ever) Also I looked at other stuff

But the site was my main thing

Spent a bit of lunch under a table

Can't see gorkys tomorrow as I have work and no money.

OHHHH and I had two lessons cancelled today. making this day one of the best ever
approx. 7 games of foozball only two loses. Good.

Was meant to be setting

Was meant to be setting up a jaclyn's injuries website, except the ftp access has not come through yet so no such luck...

So I thought I would write about something else.

Untill I realised a had mental writers block
So I drew a picture

It's kinda random. like the sort of thing you could psychoanaylise.
I mean you could say by the fact that all the colours are bright, all go round in circles it represents the bright circular nature of my personality. And that isn't it odd how the pink circle is the only one that is actually complete and the red goes off the picture a lot. And how all the lines are wiggly.

Of course If I did actually psychoanlayise myself I probably would be
(a) Doing it wrong
(b) Biased
(c) Insane

You could have far more fun anaylising my own anaylisis better. Or anaylise the fact that even though I can't spell anylisis I still persist on using the word.
Ah well. Hope no psychologist read this. At least none with the power to declare me insane

WOOOHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just read this on the

Just read this on the thing you see as you load up this weblog Blogger thing.

No news. But I'm working on new stuff. Be excited. – Ev. [10/5/2001 02:38:53 PM] +

Well the thing is surely that is news so, the no news bit sort of is a lie? eh eh eh??

Also today my guestbook was wickedly attacked by vicious posters. Namely Cafferine and Kate. I will get revenge and do something to their site honest!! hehehee. Although I will do something nice to their site, like leave flowers there, Or something comical but funny and not mean.
Now to hatch my master plan heheheehehe

I found out who "noitisiwhoissparticus@hotmail.com"

I found out who "noitisiwhoissparticus@hotmail.com" is. (I can say that now coz he isn't using it anymore). He is Ben. Trying to annoy me, and succeeding admirably.
Had a meeting about SYP went on for a bit but we got through stuff which is good. Also we are trying to get a new FOOZBALL TABLE. Wooooooooohoooooooooooo. Good old foozball
So anyway, going to get my hair cut soon. Going get it cut real good. With SCISSORS. and possibly a shaver for the back. Maybe.

Ooh lost train of thought. It pull ahead of me when I stopped to take a photo of that cute little station, with the flowers and white picket fence. And it is disappearing over the horizon.
Nevermind.

My new found friend kate has been signing my guestbook a lot. As has my other new found friend Caff. Except she has not signed it as much. Probably coz she has more stuff to do with her time. (hehehheheh)
(that was just to boast about my two new friends, I have new friends ahahaahahaa)

So to end I will tell a joke.

or not

TAXI!

I have a stomach cramp

I have a stomach cramp pain thing
A bic pen exploded in my pocket
Some one has the e-mail noitisiwhoissparticus@forprivacyiwillnotwritewherehere.com and keeps on saying to me "I am Sparticus"
I watched some silly/inane/hilarious movie about cheerleaders and bank robbers (could have been called sugar and spice)
I have school tomorrow
my thoughts are done
I need sleep
I love you all

NEWS. I HAVE CHANGED MY

NEWS. I HAVE CHANGED MY MSN MESSENGER USER ID. IT IS NOW "noreallyiamsparticus@hotmail.com" as opposed to aliensatemy@hotmail.com. BUT STILL E-MAIL TOO "MARK.WALLEY@NTLWORLD.COM" as the other is just used for messenger

COOL Essential went well see

COOL
Essential went well
see here for more info.

The SYP project had a

The SYP project had a good night tonight. Apparently I am told. I wasn't there I was leading a bible study, which was good fun. About how Christians often get side-tracked by unimportant or secondary issues, instead of focusing on God. Which went kinda well. Thank you God. But anyway at the syp where I work we had lots of people in. and people threw sweets around and then two people got into a fight (apparently not a very big one) which had to be broken up. And the police ended up being called because people went into the chip shop. (that sounds odd here but it makes sense if you know the details. Which I shall not divulge). So anyway that's cool. Not the whole fighting, throwing, chip shop thing but the whole fact that we had people in the Goldfish bowl again ( the name of the cafe that is run by SYP). Which is brilliantly amazing. Hallejuiah. And woooohoooooooo. And tomorrow is Essential Yay fun. And also two people who I am friends with are down from coventry. And finally I have an eye appointment tomorrow. Which means waking up early. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, That sucks. Booho. But my friend works in specsavers which makes it better. Groovey and cool and goodnight

"Sing to the lord with all of your heart"

Today I examined the impact

Today I examined the impact of hats on people's lives. One of the most important and major issues of hats is of course the way they can alter your mind. For example...

Small	Dopey

Now you see the only real difference in these photos is the hats. Well actually it's the same hat inside out. So the colour of the hat makes the person act differently. Cream makes you act small. blue makes you act dopey. I am guessing that green makes you act ill, and red probably leads to violence. Maybe

Another example...

It's just a hat

See at the moment it's just exhibiting the normal side affects of such a hat. The dopeyness. However when the dopey hat is combined with the saying of the words "iron maiden" just look at the results!

It's a hat and Iron Maiden

RUN! RUN TO THE HILLS. ARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I would like to formally

I would like to formally apologise to Ellie. she hates me and I don't know why which makes me sad.
I'm sorry for whatever I have done.
Really.

In other news I have a psychology experiment to finish writing up

SORRY

Today I had this conversation

Today I had this conversation on MSN MESSANGER. with my friend Jaclyn...

Sparticus "Terminal Mr. Darcy-dom" says:
why don't you go round his house and ask?
Jaclyn-does not want a black eye for xmas says:
haha
Jaclyn-does not want a black eye for xmas says:
yeah y dont u go call for the primeminister
Sparticus "Terminal Mr. Darcy-dom" says:
okay
Sparticus "Terminal Mr. Darcy-dom" says:
brb
Sparticus "Terminal Mr. Darcy-dom" says:
*meanwhile in downing street*
Sparticus "Terminal Mr. Darcy-dom" says:
"hey mrs. Blair... can tony come out to play"
Sparticus "Terminal Mr. Darcy-dom" says:
"oooh I'm sorry mark but he's talking with the president of the united states of america. You met george at his last party didn't you?"
Sparticus "Terminal Mr. Darcy-dom" says:
"oh yes Mrs. Blair, he gave us all nuclear warheads"
Sparticus "Terminal Mr. Darcy-dom" says:
"bless, he's a good kid, oh well, maybe you best pop back tomorrow"
Sparticus "Terminal Mr. Darcy-dom" says:
"alright, mrs. Blair. thanks very much. I'll pop back tomorrow."
Sparticus "Terminal Mr. Darcy-dom" says:
"please call me agnes"
Sparticus "Terminal Mr. Darcy-dom" says:
*meanwhile back in swansea*
Sparticus "Terminal Mr. Darcy-dom" says:
HI jaclyn
Sparticus "Terminal Mr. Darcy-dom" says:
tony blair was busy
Jaclyn-does not want a black eye for xmas says:
hmm wotever
Sparticus "Terminal Mr. Darcy-dom" says:
Fine don't appreciate my humours

I am unappreciated in my own life time. Ah well makes an entry I suppose

Took a photo of Seb.

Took a photo of Seb.
Put it on this website. I call it...

SEB FEELING AWKWARD

and he looks it

What a dull internet-ness. Only

What a dull internet-ness. Only one slightly interesting mail (the one other thing doesn't count due to it being pointless junk). And that is it. no Guestbook signings, no mysterious problems with websites, no anything. How very dull. Reminds me of the time back in the old days when you woke up, ran downstairs, got to the front door, only to find... No Mail. Nothing. Zilch. *Sob*

Today I played Foozball three times. And won twice. Good work

I am no longer insane.

I am no longer insane. Fortunately for everyone invovled I did not manage to post last night. God stopped my computer from working or something or otherwise their would be a bizzarre message here. Oh well. No back to partial sanity. Good