i am sparticus: Words
I would like to say
I would like to say in my deepest darkest depression I have realised something. And in my mental pain and suffering I actually learn stuff. I see a very small tiny glimpse of the amount of pain we try to inflict on God. It's like you love someone and try your hardest to make them realise it and you just get ignored by it. It's so bad. It's like you love this person yet they don't even acknowledge your existance. And like I'm just like that with some of the people I know, and it hurts when they ignore me and reject me and stuff. And how amazingly much more must it be if you love over 6 billion people? and most of them ignore you and never even slightly reciprocate. And I'm just me with my weak flawed love, that gives up and can't cope. And God has this like perfect love and is being ignored. It's wrong. I've decided that it shouldn't matter how much people hurt me and stuff, that I should still love them. Even if they never ever return it. Ever. So I have changed my mind. It doesn't matter what you have done, I'm not sure if I really want to be like Jesus. But I want to want to be like Him, so I'm going to try to ignore being hurt and stand up again. and again till I die. I expect I'll be knocked down again. I'm fairly certain it'll happen soon. But still I will stand up again, or at least I'll try to. like the guy in the Lord of the Rings with the arrows, Boromir. Ah well that was a side track but yeah. I suppose I will carry on trying, and not stop. So tough sorry, you don't get away from me that easily. Damn e-mails.
All my friends suck and
All my friends suck and are incredibly selfish.
right that's the small post
right that's the small post outta the way. it's todays big post. And todays is MASSIVE. So I've tried to organise it all. point number...
1: IT keyskills
firstly keyskills suck. They seem to be fairly pointless as no-one recognises them. But the exams are just pure and simple evil. Why? because they all mess up. For example today in the IT paper, we where told to use a database program, and a spreadsheet program. So obviously we use Excel for the spreadsheet, but then for the database, well I would normally use Access, it's microsoft so fairly standard and simple, I've used it before and it's quite good. But when I tried to use it it didn't work. SO I HAD TO USE LOTUS APPROACH 96! bah that sucked. I have no idea how to use it so guessed a lot. Stupid keyskills. actually stupid school. Bah
2: FLASH STUFF
I got seb's copy of Flash 5 working great and dandy, it rocks so I used it to make me and Laura's (well mostly mine) great invention. THE DURST-O-PULT. It's brilliant and coming soon for a brief glimpse of the future... look here. it's in it's very early stages. I will probs be bored tonight or on the weekend and do loads of it.
3: I'VE RUN OUT OF STUFF
I did have loads of stuff to say but forgotten it. Oh yeah
4: GOING TO TOWN ON SATURDAY
I have loads to get on saturday, a present for jaclyn, some passport photos (not serious ones thankfully, coz those suck), ummm, what else, oh the cooper temple clause double A-side that's great that. oh yeah. so if anyone wants to come with me then they may. Please do. PLEASE!
5: DOESN'T THIS WOMAN
okay now doesn't this woman here look like that person from sex in the city. Not that I watch it but still, she does a bit... but she's not she's invovled in all this. weird
helped out the lovely and
helped out the lovely and beautiful Kate and Caff with there guestbook. Okay I didn't speak to Caff about it really, but It's for her and kate so they have a new guestbook so go sign it at there website here
Just came back from seeing
Just came back from seeing Lord of the Rings again with the Critchster (John). It rocks so much. yeah. Best film ever. Inspired me to complie a top 5 of everything starting with sword fights with it at number 1. yeah
That's about all for this evening as I am tired. Unless I can think of anything else while I write
Oh Electrichamster.net is down so my comments are all gone to wherever. They'll be back soon though so the guestbook remains open
missed smallville tonite. and tea. coz I had a meeting for SYP. We are getting a lovely foozball table. oh yes yes yes. and a PS-2 oh yeahhhhhh
oh yeah Keanu Reeves does play bass in a band called Dogstar. They apparently sucketh greatly. They played Glastonbury 2000 I think... and got lots of fruit thrown at them. Oranges mainly I think.
I had a thought today
I had a thought today in physics class. Basically it was... Like maybe something I thought was so bad isn't actually that bad. Like there's something that realy hurts and makes you feel so ill and stuff. So like you pray for it to somehow go away (or hope for it to stop happening for all you people that don't pray), and you do stuff to try and make it stop but it doesn't seem to get any better. But maybe it's for the best though... Like it hurts a lot but pain is only your body telling you something is wrong, isn't it? Like without pain we would die because we wouldn't know when our body had problems. So I suppose I should be grateful for it. yeah so anyway Paul from the Bible says "'3 times I asked God to take thorn away from me' but He said 'my grace is made perfect in your weakness'" And Paul was like okay that's cool coz it just made him more aware on his reliance on God and his need for him and stuff.
I suppose the worst thing is when you know there is a problem but can't see why God won't take it away and stuff. And it's like "Why will this pain neverend" at least when you can see why it won't go away its easier. I suppose you just have to have faith sometimes. It's a faith after all. Ah well... that's my deep thought for the day
bahah deep philosophical post, below short web post, below music post, below post about my day. Hooray for diversity!
taken out netcomments... some technical
taken out netcomments... some technical hitchs. I expect it'll be up soon, so I have re-opened the guestbook.
TICKETS TO THE COOPER TEMPLE
TICKETS TO THE COOPER TEMPLE CLAUSE! OH YEAH
they should gig with the lost prophets, for some religious name malarky thing
Brief interlude before the main
Brief interlude before the main part
I had an epiphany song about the song "the one" by the Foo Fighters. Yes yes. And the other day about Radiohead and "my iron lung". Maybe epiphany is the wrong word but still it's a good word. It sort of realised how apt they are. Well more like where a week or two ago. Yeah that it's.main bit
Today I had a key skills exam, it was in communications, the questions where really long. And you got like no marks. it was like, write a side of A4 to get 3 marks. I felt like turning round and just going "STUFFFFF AAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!" but I didn't and perserved. Anyway the main thing about this exam was it all went wrong, it happened this... everything shimmers and cuts to drama hall Mr. Probert: "so your exam starts now..." Me: sticks hand up "ummm sir shouldn't there be another document thingy" Mr. P: "well the one I have only has the two documents, hang on let me check" Me: "eh whatever" starts exam Mr. P: to everyone "can I have your attention, it turns out we are missing a sheet of the examination paper. we are going to get it faxed in too us, photocopied and handed out. You can have an extra 10 mins" shimmer shimmer shimmer so that was my exciting day. how was yours?one of the thing about the comments system is that it goes down as it is so new and revolutionary... so it may be bust a bit. I dunno
Bah computer playing up so
Bah computer playing up so this might not post. And now I can't remember what I was going to see... of fiddle-de-dee
Oh remembered what I was going to say people. It's in points so pay attention soldiers
- Firstly today in my free period it was meant to be the great MTV2, which rock's man, greatly, and it was on the box. So I went to change the TV channel to MTV2. After an initial faliure, (a huge meeting was on in the room) I changed it. Yeah score one for the good guys (okay maybe "the guys with good taste"). So as I walk back this trendy dude goes Trendy Dude: "awhh what did you do that for?" me: "it's meant to be on mtv2, I was changing it to the right channel" walks off Trendy Dude: "Fruit!" Rhys: "man, that guy just called you a fruit" Me: "Bah? fruit?" so that was fun
- Secondly I have been playing guitar a lot recently, especially when I have insomnia... I have already learnt most of black dog (excluding solo, I am gonna start on that tomorrow, me thinks). Also I think I am going to learn "paranoid android" by Radiohead but I imagine that the tabs are all over the place as that's the song... so It could take some time but should be fun. yeah. Maybe I will learn a chordy type song to compensate for all this picky malarky
that's all folkies, don't forget to comment
Okay I finally get round
Okay I finally get round to finishing all the website editing I have done this weekend. Ridiculous amounts of it really... so I finally get to write my thoughts of the weekend not some random stuff about websites and updating them and all that malarky...
which is typical because I have no thoughts to write, now that sucks. I'll tell you what instead I will salute the following fine people
Jimmy page: why? because he wrote riffs that are so amazing, sound great, are easy enough for me to play, yet challenging. Oh yes you rock. have a thumbs up. (imagine a thumbs up people)
Philip Yancey: why? He's an author dude and writes fantapulous books about how questioning stuff and how doubt is not only natural but actually healthy. Yes yes yes. I like this man, he too gets a thumbs up. (imagination again people)
Woohooo I have comments working
Woohooo I have comments working on my website it's funky as owt... So basically if I write somethign amazingly cool or bad and you agree or disagree then comment on it... write something witty or whatever, so we don't have to use the guestbook to have long pointless discussions about how awful motley crue are. bwahhahaha. yeah that's right stoobs.. AWFUL!!
so yeah I am gonna turn my guestbook off for oooww I dunno a few days... don't bother signing it if you are a regular visitor and not really a guest or owt... just comment if you come here all the time.. that makes more sense.
that's about it
News:
Bah I get the comments working and the server for them goes down. bohgot some commenty system going
got some commenty system going so you can put comments after posts and things. if you want too. needs some testing though
My dad just got a
My dad just got a dvd player. That's all I can think of. ah well
Update: I have fixed the
Update: I have fixed the sms thingy. it was my fault I was being stupid. Yeah... so anyway thanks to Chris for the code I will link proper when I am not running late for a party
so all send me texts again YAY!
Hey all try to send
Hey all try to send me sms. from the link above. it ain't worked yet... but I am sure it will. the send buttons bust till I can be bothered to fix it. so live with it i guess
so I remembered my post
so I remembered my post
this is for tomorrow about 11:00
PROSPERITY BREEDS UNHAPPINESS
yeah
This post is Dedicated to
This post is Dedicated to my ex-girl friend Jessica Harwood in the off chance she will read it... Although I doubt she will, but if she does she better sign the guestbook
Man still can't think of that thing i was going to write clearly. Instead I will tell you some stuff about this Grr person...
- Ashik accused someone of being who it is... is he right? who knows?
- I discussed who it was with Wooles and Pixxe... are they right? who knows?
- Mild accusations that it was stoobs where discussed to his face... are they right? who knows?
Anything else happen today? well nothing I can write on the internet without saying stuff that's private and not just private about me... because if it was I would say it anyway probs. I think I can say this though
It's Critchley's B-day tomorrow and we are all going from 12:30 ish onwards... that's right 12:30 noon. But I think in my persuasion of Cafferine to come I turned into an evil demonic monster persuading person. I would like to say in a not scary way. Come along Caff for a bit, it'll be... yeah whatever
Ah that new Andrew WK song that rocks. "She is beautiful.. na na na na na, hey Party Hard" oh no wait got the last two confused. Bound to happen
yeah so my thoughts about
yeah so my thoughts about mental anguish, prosperity and suffering have to go a miss while I think it over. But they will turn up. lalalala... what else.. oh yeah
How do I decided who gets to appear on my website and who doesn't? you see it's become apparent that quite a few people want logs... but I don't want thousands of people having logs and stuff that'll be loads of hassle and too much for everyone to read, so I have to have some sort of device/thing to know that people will A) Use their log, B) Not abuse it horribly C)they actually read my website. So I am gonna have to think of some vetting process. but what I do not know. hmmm
So everyone isn't very happy
So everyone isn't very happy this week. Well I've been okay so far this week but everyone else. Bah. I think a round of cheering up antics is in order. Me and mike could drive round in a car we find delivering flowers to people. I think that would work. But anyhoo's cheer up people because cheering up is really good. Because next week when I am down everyone can cheer me up.
Boh I had a good thought while suffering from horrible insomnia last nite. I will write down enough to jog my memory because I don't have time to write it now. Ummmm
Suffering people, prosperity, mental anguish.
that should do.
Oh the new Hives video is amazing... it's a sorta 70's black and white cartoon. IMMENSE
So anyway tonite is the
So anyway tonite is the night of loads of good tv... if you have Sky One and E4 see first there is Eastenders, then Buffy, then Friends, then a brief intermition then Scrubs. But buffy sucks more these days. Not enough slayage. ah whatever...
that's all for today kiddos
ooh fiddled with my site
ooh fiddled with my site and messenger BUT
I just heard Kinesis on Radio 1
it was sweet
and then when I thought I couldn't get any happier coz I had been wanting to hear that for ages... they played the new Gomez single... oh yeah
it was sweet
Sweaty? me? nahhhh okay yeah
Sweaty? me? nahhhh
okay yeah I am covered in sweat... literally dripping with it... it's like eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww. I really need a shower but I can't be bothered but I can't sleep in this sweat. Gahh. Yeah so anyway just been to see the lost prophets and they weren't half bad... no no no. they where actually a quality live band. There was an acceptable amount of crowd surfing, (like when you don't have to perminantly hold people up in the air), and I new lots of people there. So yeah good gig I think...
Highlights include
- Went crowdsurfing, twice, the second time managed to stand up in the crowd briefly. Yay!
- Me, Jon and Bungle made Jaclyn crowd surf. hahahhah.. ah she enjoyed it
- I finally met Laura's boyfriend. The reputed to be Lush Tom Miller. I can see where this is coming from
- Finally met Christine which was nice
- Mike was wearing a wig. Which was funny as anything
- I STOLE A SET LIST. yes yes yes it's a bit (okay a lot) ripped but that's cool
- I got the set list SIGNED. Well at least by 4/6th of the band. Which was good
- General merriment and laughter was had by all
- They where quite a good band too and all
In other hair care news I think I will get round to cutting my hair sometime... maybe. I looked for a page with the name of that beard that's like a goatee but just the chin and I have no idea what they are called coz me and caff talked about them and I can't remember the name. BAH
I'll look tomorrow...
I think that's all for today kidoos. Can't think of nowt else to right
I got a setlist SIGNED woohooo!
so that wasn't good just
so that wasn't good
just got new msn. just signed in. I then had to say yes to all my contacts. bizzare. Ah well. Hope it works.lost prophets.. whooo?
So anyway... lost prophets tonite...
So anyway... lost prophets tonite... should be ermmm okay... I mean they are okay and it's a gig and lots of people and no school tomorrow. So yeah, I am imagining it will be fun.
hahaha just set my friend up with a spare ticket... oh yes...
and just got a call from a nurse saying my thyroid function is fine and dandy... and so is my liver and kidneys, good news but you know in a sense I'm kinda disappointing knowing I'm fine. Like no dramatic revelations, or nowt, but it's good really. Eh I'm grateful. Except it does mean it's all psychological my mood swings ah well. Counselling for me it seems!
Ooh smallville tonite.
boh don't you hate
boh
don't you hate it when you have an amazing thought then forget it and can't remember what it was.. well today I wrote an amazing riff in my head.. it was like a 3 guitar melody... or maybe just 2 with a good bass line.. but still it rocked man.. amazing..AND I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS BAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
but it started with pull offs high up going lower... and then at the end it had a cool bend like a long sustained one.. and one guitar had delay and the other like crisp chunky overdrive... bahh it was great I tell you... but I can't for the life of me remember the rhythm
I bet I'll remember it then play it and it'll sound awful and coz it sounds so bad I'll think thats wrong and never remember it.. bah...
ah well, the lord gives and takes away...
today I can't think of
today I can't think of much... so instead everyone read Grrr's log... it's the funniest log entry I HAVE EVER SEEN...
he (or maybe even she) gets a big SALUTE!
I'l think of something later but there's enough to read below and in the other posts without me writing anymore for now.
except.. I have been offered some charity for my website!! hooray... so people dig deep and help pay for the new site of amazingness... I am looking at the rich people (*Cough* pixxe *cough* rhys *Cough*) except I am not sure if rhys reads this.. and Grr as well.. he/she should give as well oh yeah
and anyone else.. I'll let mike and seb off as they are poor... well seb isn't but spends all his money on Kate
Right we are.. no one
Right we are.. no one has offered me a free website yet... but I live in hope
as Seb mentioned we watched about 2 hours of a dodgy copy of Lord Of The Rings today at Jaclyns house and let me tell you even though the quality sucks it makes me want to go too see it again in the cinema even more.. it's amazing
Right what else? oh yeah I did a lot of painting today and consequentally I am covered in paint hooray!! but it was all good fun.. well fairly good fun anyway... Also I discovered what did I discover? oh yeah...
SMALLVILLE! I have some major issues of concern over this show, it's great and all but the following points I have noticed
~~Clark Kent goes to quite a small school, yet every single week at least one person becomes a super powered kryptonite monster and another gets done in, so I reckon that in something like I dunno... Two series who is he gonna have left to save?
~~Lana Lane the girl yeah? she always always always gets attacked by evil scary people. How is she still this happy smiley popular girl? secondly what does clark see in her? isn't that reporter girl much nicer and cooler?
~~Lex Luthor... Why is he so rich and if he is soo rich why is he in some backwater town and is it me or is he super bald? I mean super so... and does he go to school coz he never seems to be around there
~some other stuff but I can't remember it... ah well
IN ADDENUM... TODAY me and seb had a competition to out-stupid each other... sample conversation
CAROLYN: "Hey my shirt has a hole in it..."
MARK: "It's called a sleeve carolyn"
SEB: in bad falsetto carolyn voice "ooh and there's a rip right down the middle of my shirt"
Mark:also bad falsetto voice "yeah and these four really big holes in my shirt"
Seb: "hahahaha you fool... four holes in her shirt??? what an idiot... what so she's got 8 arms has she??"
Mark:"bhahahha... whose the fool now?? 8 arms?? BAhahaHAHHAHhhaahhaahhaa...."
Seb: "BOH"
so seb one that competiton... next time oh yes...
also today I helped someone else fix something on there site... only a tiny little thing though... so not as impressive yesterday as my entire site fix ah well
So who wants to... A)
So who wants to...
A) Send me photos of themselves for my website...
B) Get a spare lost prophets ticket for Seb as he's doesn't have one
C) Give me a nice shiny website from www.easily.co.uk... you know you wanna
News of EL GODO progresses
News of EL GODO progresses well... better than my exams anyway... I should probably go set up a weblog for ashik
also who thinks critchely would look cool in a trenchcoat as a 50's NOIR style detective? or maybe like the deputy police chief in Max Payne... I think so... and stoobs could be his buddy cop... the dopey one who drinks too much. yeah... a plan forms
OOooh got my forms to work as a worker?? on one of the cafe teams at Soul Survivor yes yes yes
First things first Well done
First things first
Well done mike on his FANTAPULOUS drawings of EL GODO and his Arch-Enemy DE MODA. They are good
I also help my friend christine fix her site so now I am one of her favourite people. Yeah me...
Today me and jaclyn with
Today me and jaclyn with the help of a Spanish dictionary and an unhealthy obssession with a certain GOTH BOY... created the latest in superheros... EL GODO.
you can go to the start of the EL GODO story here but really we need to speak to mike about it all...
more coming soon oh yes
You know what I think
You know what I think is stupid about Religion and stuff. (NOT GOD or Christianity or anything but religion) is we spend forever trying to get people to think about life, death, GOD and stuff, you know generally questioning there beliefs and stuff. Question everything. Then when/if they become a Christian we try to make them stop questioning and just doing what they are told.
How wrong is that. I believe that we should question everything. EVERYTHING. Sometimes we will never know. And sometimes I suppose we do have to just trust and rely on God, but we shouldn't rely because we are told that we should without question, we should rely on Him because we know and we've seen through His actions that He can be trusted.
Really if I could make it so I would make everyone question why they do everything question the very nature of existance. But as God in his infinite wisdom chooses too give us free will and all. I suppose I can see why coz if we questionned everything then we would question our existance because we would not trust our senses
So basically I think we should all question as much as possible but be prepared to get the answer back "Just trust in Me" I think. That's of course if you believe in God, If you don't I'm sorry but I can't think of to say about it really... Carry on questioning but how do you trust your senses? You think therefore you are but are you any more
Oh caff wrote some poetry which ain't exactly cheery but is Fantapulous... I don't know if she'd like me to link to it but it's on her site, which is linked over there --->
so go find it yourself
Today I am actually have
Today I am actually have stuff to write...
So I went into town and made SEVERAL successful purchases, it was great.
- I bought a quite good birthday present for my Dad... I hope he doesn't have it (cross fingers)
- I got "NO LOGO" by Naomi Klein. What made me laugh was that the No Logo sign has a ® after it, you know a registered trade mark. But anyway a full criticism and stuff after I finish reading it but it is a very gripping read. (she can quote me on the back of the book with that, or not...)
- I had some time to kill so went into the Musicquarium and found a copy of Liquid Skin, one of my favourite albums ever but I don't have a copy of it, only my brother does... but this was no ordinary copy... no no... it was the Australia tour edition... meaning it was 2 CD's and the second CD WAS MACHISMO! oh yeah... it's an EP they did that is quite rare in this country, (supposedly at least) and I got it as a second CD oh yeah
-I went to speed music to get some more plectrums... as you do coz plectrums ROCK yeah... and I was crossing to road outside and I happened to see three people walking across the road and one of them I recognised as a gap year worked person from a local church and the other two where members of STEVE who are a truely ace band whom I met at greenbelt and my friend Hannah asked if we could be in the band and they said yes. oh yeah... But it was Lee and Rees... (#4 in my list of all time top bassists, style guru). So I went and embarresed myself... which was cool.
Also then I met Jon and Caff and Kate and Tom. That new hippie cafe is cool BUT not as cool as the goldfish bowl will be once we finish. And it reeks of smoke... something rotten... but still kinda funky. I like it's style anyway...
that's about all I can think of...
no wait there was a scary man dressed up all white like a robot and he was giving out flyers... but he was really bad at it coz he didn't give out many.. and I went to investigate to get one for kate and caff but I failed miserabley causing onlookers to laugh at me. BOH
ah well.
What's happening today people? I
What's happening today people? I don't know. I am meant to be meeting Caff and Jon in town today but due to very vague and incoherent phone callness I am not sure if I am. It was that incoherent, mostly my fault but there we go. Stuff quite frequently is
First I'd like everyone to
First I'd like everyone to think of those eggs adverts, you know the ones, where it's like "Oh no the cupboards empty, we only have eggs!!" "don't worry we'll make something amazing!!" and they do, the end. THEY ARE WRONG!! WRONG I TELL YOU!
but let me explain as Jamie Oliver would in Sparticus's How to Cook:
Alright my darlings... right first we're gonna take some like eggs you want like real juicy pukka eggs, yeah then just break em over this bowl and whisk em round as fast as possible till there nice and creamy... then grate some cheese, cor smell at... PUKKA, yeah and bung it in... the like stir it some more, whack in a bit of salt and pepper, to make it taste nice... ohh it's looking a bit thick so I'm gonna add some milk.. yeah! and then some water.... Pukka, hmmm I wonder what we've got in her? Mustard oh yeah this'll make it lovely... Pukka, Oh it doesnt seem to stir in well, ah nevermind.. right now bung it in a frying pan and fry it and it should come out Pukka like... Okay so it hasn't really spread that well over the frying pan, doesn't matter I'll just give it a stir. PUKKA! yeah and then it should all fry into this lovely omlette.. oh it seems to have gone a bit well wrong.. nevermind we'll just try to turn it over and do the otherside... dont' worry it's meant to fall apart that means it's more done. Pukka! almost done... yeah!
oh that look absolutely awful, ah well nevermind... if things go wrong.. just get out the ketchup YEAH!! that'll do it. Good thing I stuck potato wedges under the grill... Pukka!
Oh I am going to be soooooo ill tomorrow
So what does everyone think
So what does everyone think of my amazingly funky new site? Good? right we are, I fiddled (as Rob so said I would) a bit so it now looks okayish if you don't have Andy, but get it anyway. Right as I promised my amazingly prophetic e-mail!
hey, im (thought I better remove names) and ive signed your guestbook a few times, but you dont know me and i dont know you... please dont be freaked out! what i have to say is really weird:) but thats me all over:) ok, for a start, i know (Someone I know reasonably well) hes my best bloke mate, so that is how i know who you are (blame him if you like, but dont cos hes great and hes my mate...hehe im a poet and i didnt know it!). anyway, i think i have met you, at soul survivor 2001, (person I know again) asked for a CU meeting thing, and you were in my lil group-discussion thing. right. i was praying the other night, and your site just popped into my prayer-head, so i prayed for you and it (cos your site is actually quite good). now, recently, when i pray i have the urge to start writing, and i thats one of the ways god talks to me. so, my weird freaky pen urge happened, and it feels like someone else is writing for me. so... i got some words- they may be totally wrong - but who cares, mistakes do happen. i felt/saw god saying that u feel like your "stuck in a rutt, bored, no life, sapped of energy, like a cactus sucks up water (devil maybe?), the cactus lives for a long time, your in a desert, its baren, the hot sun comes up and its deserted. no more. water flooding, passion, red hot water flowing, storming, knocking you over...wait...tick tick (dont be scared)". thats basically how it all came out on the page, but i added in a few words to make more sense:) arent i nice:) ok so please dont be freaked out or nething! im probably totally wrong but dont worry about it:) hehe
Freaky? I think so... but accurate and good.
as the clock strike midnight
as the clock strike midnight
TADA!!
Helpless viewer: "Mark/Sparticus/Walley/You over there, what's happened to the old site?!?!?"
Me: "Ah I destroyed it in a fit of rage and replaced it with this creation"
Shocked viewer: "But... I liked the old site! where has it gone? Oh I shall lament it so"
Me: "Can't you read? I destroyed it, oh it's on my hard drive somewhere, but it is no longer fit to be online. I decided a change was due and I was bored"
Slightly Molified Viewer: "Oh I see. right, so what's so what's with the funny thing up top?"
Me: "It's flash, it'll allow you to navigate the website. if you don't have it sorry, but you really should download it, it's kinda essential for a lot of websites these days to run properly, click on things to see what happens"
Getting Quite Intrigued Visitor: "Anything else I should know?"
Me: "That me having an imaginary conversation about my new site on a weblog on my website is NOT conductive to a good mental health, So really I should stop, it's quite sad really
Well that embarresing conversation out of the way (not that I am embarresed by it because... well it's still going on my website isn't it? ah whatever)
Yeah anyway basically it's a new design of the website. You need Flash 5, you need javascripts on (don't worry, if you don't know they probably are on), Also you really really should be viewing in Microsoft Internet Explorer, in 1024x800 res and you should have the font ANDY. It's the best font and I use it for everything. So get it here for free as well.
well that's it for today
And why the green and orange? well I always speak online in green, and I have been told by 3 people in the last two days that Orange isn't that bad and is actually quite good. so I am giving it space on my website... but it's not getting any further
Oh dear today I spent
Oh dear today I spent far far far too long coding javascript and flash for my new site.. what a waste of a beautiful day so now I AM GOING OUT. For a walk, at least as far as the post office. Oh yeah. Then I will start on my resolution of actually not writing so much junk in this
So as you can see
So as you can see it's changed a bit here, I am also trying to refine my style making it more to the point and so forth with the such like. so not like what I just said. But basically I am gonna try to increase the quality of these thingies, which may mean I cut down on the amount I write. Who knows?
help my post-o-matic is bust!
help my post-o-matic is bust!
In preparation for the new
In preparation for the new build of my site going online sometime soonish I have decided to... do another of those great online 'who are you?' things... here is one
 | Your wardrobe is kind of plain, and everyone around you is shooting heroin, but that's okay, because you finally took care of that mop you once referred to as hair. It's smooth sailing from here. |
I talk a lot of
I talk a lot of rubbish do I stoobs??? well can you do this? no I didn't think so. Oh yes yes yes... today I had a deep thought coming back from having a blood check about oppression (not that the blood check was about oppression, that would be stupid... my thought was about oppression)... You see people seem to be happier when they are oppressed, especially when there is not much you can do about it. I mean if you look at wars and stuff, people at home always seem to get along better and there is a general feeling of camadere and stuff. Not that wars are a good thing no, but it's seems quite conterary but yet makes sense (as do most things like this in life it seems). Also slaves and stuff, Don't get me wrong I am not saying slavery is right at all, I think it is horrible and wrong and has quite rightfully been eradicated in most of the world. But if you look at some of the history of slavery, and stuff (like in the USA) the people seem to be sorta of happy when they are opressed. Okay so I don't have some happiness scale thing here but if you look at the songs and stories that came out of slaves they do seem to hopeful and happy. A lot happier and hopeful than most of R'n'b and Rap music which has evolved out of all this music. Okay so maybe my mental image of US black slavery has been romantisced and disneyified into something not true, but I dunno.
"Blessed are the poor of spirit for theirs is the kingdom of heaven...
...Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness."
Hey everyone... me and seb
Hey everyone... me and seb ARE the comedy kings of all time... we deserve medals. So basically we are online... Seb says "Oh yeah I saw Pixxe at Jaclyn's earlier" and then I'm like "yeah". And then *TADAAAAAAAAAAA* inspiration strikes. So I have this red and white tape like construction site stuff it looks like this
So I'm like "lets go wrap Pixxes car up in it." and he's like "YEAH!". So I drop everything, grab the tape.. and run up sebs house.. whereupon we have a brief pause while I borrow Aliens versus Predator. Then we rush out discussing plans. So we start to wrap up pixxes car but half way through some bumbling idiot makes lots of noise so pixxe rushes out to find his car looking like
and then he kicked our butts and made us pull the tape off.
we are soo funny
next prank?? who knows
Amazing!! if caff had the
Amazing!! if caff had the web she would be soo proud of me
 | You are one morose mother. Everytime something goes the way you want it to in life, as soon as it is at its peak, it always comes crashing down to hit you in the face. That factors in with your almost always unreachable goals, and that you always manage to say the wrong things at the wrong time. If you just get a haircut and quit trying to make the impossible happen, you're going to be much better off. |
there's a female test too. ooh and like as if it was written just for kate.. which cartoon character would you like to be? and the first option is bubbles from the powerpuff girls and then next question is... what's you favourite band with the first option being Weezer. (and also for stoobs it has motley crue at number 4 or 5) It rocks!! go there now!
hahahhahaha... best intentions of a
hahahhahaha... best intentions of a romantic gesture yet worst planned one ever... You see Seb bought a rose for kate and stuff as a lovely romantic gesture and all and then chantal was in the block and knew all about it and started laughing loads sending Kate into fits of paranoia, so she left and then she didn't come back... so we all had to find her, whereupon we did and when we did find her Chantal laughed again and Kate ran off again, but we caught up with her when she realised she didn't have a key. And then Seb gave her the flower and everyone was happy. HOORAY!
except Chantal, who got spat on
How long, O LORD? Will
How long, O LORD? Will you forget me,
for ever?
How long will you hide your face
from me?
How long must I wrestle with my
thoughts
and every day have sorrow in my
heart?
How long will my enenmy triumph
over me?
Look on me and answer, O LORD my
God,
Give light to my eyes, or I will sleep
in death;
my enemy will say. "I have overcome
him,"
and my foes will rejoice when I fall.
But I trust in your unfalling love;
my heart rejoices in your salvation.
I will sing to the LORD,
for he has been good to me.
guestbook works go look at
guestbook works go look at it and see how lovely it looks now.. like the new site should.. also this post will change soon.
finally I will post my prophetic e-mail tomorrow to as I have had clearence now
good good
Boh my guestbook is bust.
Boh my guestbook is bust. But I am feeling better oh yeah...
Today I woke up felt
Today I woke up felt great, went to school felt great, did an exam didn't feel so great, went over a friends house felt great. Came home, felt great, Sat down at my computer and checked my mail, felt great, five minutes later I felt absolutely awful. Then the world turned against me to make it worse.
Today I had an amazing
Today I had an amazing prophetic e-mail. AMAZING. From someone I don't know. It was all rather bizzare... I'll stick it up here when I get a chance to speak to the person who sent it to me to check it's okay and all. But it was scarily accurate. (oh a prophetic thingy is when God tells you something and reveals something you don't know and probably no-one else knows. they're bout the future and stuff)
cool eh?
Today's post is in honour
Today's post is in honour of the amazing CAFFERINE JONES... as her internet privalidges have been revoked by her mum coz she kinda spent a lot of money on the internet talking to people like me, and cheering people up and being cheered up and stuff. So I salute you. (not that you can read this because of course you have no internet which is the point of all this but I am sure someone will tell you about it). Anyway, she has no internet at home, so I think that we should all get her lots of string and cups and stuff and then we can talk to her without MSN. Or we could connect the string to really sensative etcha-sketch, so she can then communicate through that... I'm sure me, Mike, Seb and Stoobs could think of some cool way to sort it all out, using our amazing brains. I dunno. But the internet won't be the same without her
I have a theory... it's
I have a theory... it's mildly amusing so bear with me...
you know how they have those statistics about lifetimes and stuff... the ones like "in your life time you will eat 10 spiders when you are asleep" and "you'll spend two years on the toilet"? well I reckon they must do it by interviewing a hundred or so people and asking like... "how many spiders have you eaten this week?", or "how much time have you spent on the toilet this week?"... then average it and calculate it for the entire year... then the average life span and so on. So I reckon some point in the near future they are going to come out with this statistic for years spent on the internet. So if they do calculate it on the average of a hundred people's weeks it'll probably be like 2 years or something, more maybe coz you spend longer on the net than the toilet right? BUT. And this is the important sort of punchline, whole point of this post... I reckon if I was in it for this week I would horribly squiff the whole thing so it would be like... "Average person. He spend 28 years on internet in one life time". Okay so that was actually all pretty poor. I Apologise for this post. Sorry. I don't know what I am thinking
I am so bored if
I am so bored if anyone plans on doing anything today call me on my mobile... please I don't care even if it's only to do something really boring...
Help... I have a physics
Help... I have a physics resit on monday which I don't really want but I am doing to get a higher mark... now the thing is I don't want to do it. and I literally feel ill at the thought of doing nothing all day except revise. I can't revise at all I think there is something wrong with me. But I seem to be incapable of doing it and when I do manage to open a book it just goes through me...
sorry for the huge amounts
sorry for the huge amounts of posts... if everything looks wrong it's my fault... it fits the new design. sometime next week I promise. I gotta sort the html
Wow I just saw the
Wow I just saw the best documentary on modern politics ever. It was an episode of a program called "unreported world" and it was all about suicide bombers and israel and palestine and Hamas. I lived in Lebanon for those that don't know and i've seen israels "anti-terrorist" strikes and stuff. The ones where they blow up everything that could be remotely connected with terrorists... which of course means power supplys, ambulances, a UN village that happened to be near a mortar firing point. I kinda had to sympathise with the palestinians. It made a very good point by saying how by bombing Afghanstan liberally the Americans had declared it open season on anyone who could even slightly support terrorists, so the Americans now can't restrain Israel and tell em off for there violence, and the Israels are just inciting the middle east further. Anyway I salute the producers and I salute Channel 4 and all the people working on it. (especially Steve Harris who did the dubbing for it apparently). They get Mark's salute for producing a documentary that was only slightly biased, and that was towards the underdogs.
boh... the second I get
boh... the second I get the error message working this site starts updating again. what a fool
boh I can't publish properly
boh I can't publish properly so this'll come out in one big thingy of posts. That sucks... unless I try publishing on a different computer! ah-ha
okay so I am so sad but I am so proud of this...
The flash coding for my new site!...
What a geek but still, it's fantapoulous!!
I should be a millionaire
I should be a millionaire in dollars by the time I am 43! yeah
also I am not un-intelligent enough... to much morales apparently
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO ASHIK. Now
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO ASHIK. Now I just have to give him his present
okay for the record according
okay for the record according to www.thespark.com I am...
Male (86% sure)
I will have sex with 1 person they will be: Female and I will actually love them, also Ihave a 71% chance of dying during sex
24% gay
15% stressed
26% *Cough*
I can't be bothered with the others I am too lazy
Hey guys and gals... I
Hey guys and gals... I never start posts by addressing my readers... so I thought I would today. Yo dudes what's up? lets talk about you guys. you see I feel I have lost contact with my auidence...
no wait not really. I speak to loads of you guys... STUFFFFFFFFF ITTTTT!!! as a certain mike or seb might say
Exam tomorrow, yay!
Click Here or don't
Click Here
or don't bother I was just doing some test thing to make sure some javascript script I installed works. Turns out it does. Ain't that pretty?
I looked below and realised
I looked below and realised the last two posts didn't really post properly which was a terrible shame and all. so read those two. not this one
I made a tribute page
I made a tribute page to kate because she is so lovely, and she listens and someone suggested it on the g-book
so go to it
Also coming soon. MARK AND ASHIKS PLAN TO PROMOTE KINESIS TO THE WORLD...
Today will hence forth be
Today will hence forth be known as the day of many browsers. I am downloading as many browsers as possible to see what my site looks like in all of them. For a laugh like eh?
I just found out that
I just found out that the Feeder drummer has died. So I thought I would say this as a sort of tribute to him as Feeder are cool and he was a good drummer. He get's a Salute
wow controvesy makes me popular,
wow controvesy makes me popular, yesterday I had 82 hits. most amounts of hits ever. I feel quite proud of myself. but I half the people who went to my site seem to come from bizzare places... Research Machines Plc., United Kingdom anyone?? or North Devon College, United Kingdom?? perhaps you could tell me who you are... that would be nice...
feeling better now. Although I
feeling better now. Although I can wait till school tomorrow
Changed the below thing... well
Changed the below thing... well in my mind.. alalallaa feeling happier now inexplicably.. the soothing powers of tea... Actually God I imagine.. yeah
Does anyone have anything that
Does anyone have anything that isn't valuable that I can destroy. I am not going to school tomorrow, or the day after. Actually I think I'll just give school a miss. I'm too clever for it.
I am pondering whether or
I am pondering whether or not to actually update this page anymore. Either that or just write really short things in big letters.
I would like to thank Chantal today for being so wonderfully nice to everyone even though lately we've been pretty mean to her. And also for actually reading what I wrote and understanding it at least somewhat. So I give the official salute to Chantal. for being so great.
Another dramatic Confession everyone I
Another dramatic Confession everyone
I RECORDED THE NEW STAR TREK SERIES...
YES I WAS OUT SO RECORDED IT OKAY? HAPPY NOW!
I think an important redesign
I think an important redesign of my site is needed soon... It will involve... flash if sebs copy works and will look a lot different it also may include an SMS me button. to send me txts.... I dunno yet. But I think as my life has changed a lot recently I need a new site as it starts to settle into the new pattern...
Thought I would rewrite my
Thought I would rewrite my page about my self.. looked like a good idea at the time...
I also thought I would use Verdana because that is the font that people use online for some reason, it just seems like the font to type thoughtful things in. I Don't know why I chose today to write a new about my self piece, seems a bit stupid when you consider that today I feel very un-myself, probably a very odd dream I had last night, which may have been God trying to tell me something, I have to think about it but I don't like what it is hinting at.
Oh this is turning into a post to my weblog not an about thing. I think it shall go there and write instead...
if you ask me what the dream was about I may lie to you, this is just a warning coz I don't like lying but it's to protect the innocent, I think
Amazing I just found someone
Amazing I just found someone who I have no idea who it is is reading my site mayhaps. Well they linked me from their website. I feel honoured noble girl. Umm who are you? ah well everyone go to her site and sign her guestbook till we find out who she is... please?
I JUST FLIPPIN REALISED. IT'S
I JUST FLIPPIN REALISED. IT'S MIKE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY MIKE
your presents in the post boyo
Wow I heard Radiohead and
Wow I heard Radiohead and the Bends live on MTV2. I think I heard it live when I saw em but I can't remember but my is it the most amazing song ever or what.. You can hear the three guitars perfectly and it's amazing... the bit with the feedback is pure brilliance and there are like thousands of extra riff and noises. And a really cool bass riff towards the end. Colin Greenway I salute you! So in his Honour I have made a list of my top 5 best bassist's ever
1- MIKE MILLS (R.E.M.) what a class dude
2-COLIN GREENWAY (RADIOHEAD) he makes radiohead sound even better, which is so hard it deserves a medal
3-JON THATCHER (DELIRIOUS?) Obsession, easiest bass riff yet amazing.. then descends into not so easy and even more amazingness.. carry's the song,
4-REES something or other (STEVE) Fashion guru and funky bassist.. he's cool
5-SEB THOMAS. (UNSIGNED) what more do I need to say?
notice the lack of Steve Harris seb
Hmm I think today I
Hmm I think today I need a light hearted post...
umm aren't Gomez great? yeah they are brilliant. Phantapulously great. Wooohooo
I'll probably have more to write later.
Okay I can think of
Okay I can think of something else to say. I would like to apologise to everyone for lying to them. Everyone knows coz I'm super "God boy" that I don't masturbate. I would like to say I do. I masturbate. I am not proud of myself or anything, I do think it's wrong and I do wish I never had started because it is disgusting. I am ashamed to admit it and I am really sorry for lying about it. I am not sure which I feel worse about doing it or lying about it. So I am sorry and would like to apologise to everyone.
Why am I writing this? because it's stupid that I lie about it and wrong. The reason I lied about it was because I believe that masturbation is wrong and that I shouldn't do it. so I lied about it to show how great I am as a Christian that I don't do things that everyone else does. And to make me being a Christian super special. Which is stupid, because Christianity is special and one of the things about being a Christian is being honest. So how am I going to show anyone how amazing it is by lying about it? The only way to show that God exists is to be completely honest about everything, whether Good or Bad.
I'm not perfect
Boh
So my friends dad died
So my friends dad died yesterday. I don't really want to write anything else coz i doesn't seem right.
So I was talking to
So I was talking to Seb, and we happened to discuss our postions... mine as General and Seb's as president...
Alphalpha-bits? says:
president?
Alphalpha-bits? says:
our country is doomed
Sparticus "Proof" says:
yeah don't worry I'll stage a military coup soon and take over
Alphalpha-bits? says:
thats ok then
Alphalpha-bits? says:
general
Alphalpha-bits? says:
the Army is doomed
Alphalpha-bits? says:
Cant i be feild marshal?
Sparticus "Proof" says:
Hmm bit late now
Sparticus "Proof" says:
but sure
Alphalpha-bits? says:
good enough then
Alphalpha-bits? says:
I'll stick to prez
Alphalpha-bits? says:
'Prez Seb says :- Stay in school! '
I think something is wrong with Seb, he has become like super funny these days. I blame that Kate
I have to go fiddle
I have to go fiddle with my computer to try and reclaim 33 GB of hard disk space for the hard disk space monster. I fear my computer may spontaneously combust so be prepared to have me dissapear from online life. That sounded sooo sad
Also if anyone is doing anything today call me because I will be bored otherwise.
Website server is playing up,
Website server is playing up, it may go down a bit regularly
Umm the thingy should change
Umm the thingy should change in the address bar that may not work on some computers coz they suck. *cough* Jaclyn and Carolyns computer *cough* also you need to use internet explorer 5.5 or above i think
Wow everyone look in the
Wow everyone look in the address bar when you are looking at my site and what do you see?? YEAH! woohoo's all round I say
Steve Harris? who's he?
Steve Harris? who's he?
Okay it's the last section
Okay it's the last section of
Mark's amazing predictions for the year 2002
October
The Strokes take over the world and make everyone pretend it's the 70's again. Eric Foreman is elected chief Mr. Nice guy of the world, and Julian Casablancas orders that all computers be destroyed unless they have black screens with green writing on them. that displays really slowly. Cafferine is most happiest in this 70's world and becomes the most popular girl in the upper 6h, because she knows everything about the 70's. Stoobs becomes the coolest in first year Welsh at Swansea and Jon becomes the coolest in the secret society of jungle explorers he joined since becoming the very essence of zen.November
The world returns some what to normal as Julian Casablancas is over thrown by Bill Gates, forcing us all back into the year 2002. Eric Foreman stays world's nicest guy but in a severly limited capacity. Fred Durst tries to make a post-70's nu-metal comeback. However by this point everyone has realised that Nu-metal sucks, seriously sucks. Fred Durst is sent by trained monkey's (Linkin Park) to mine the moon for gold. Bungle realises that maybe the city life isn't everything it has cracked up to be. So he returns to the wilds where he re-discovers his true self. 17 campers die due to mauling.December
When doing one of those "round up of the year 2002" things that people always do, a newspaper clerk runs across this web page and realises it's uncanny predictions of the future. The person who wrote all the predicitions is elevated to super hero status till he reveals to the world that actually he just made up everything. Absolutely everything, he was bored and just made them up. He's burnt at the stake for this and dies happy knowing he stood up for what is true, also he dies warm. everyone in Swansea buys Christmas presents two days after Christmas, because you can.I've just realised that I
I've just realised that I haven't given any advice for the months of April-September so I will give some general advice
-Trust God
-Don't Jump it's not worth it, unless you are an olympic high jumper
-Go see the Lord of the Rings. It's worth it
July Polar Ice Caps Melt,
July
Polar Ice Caps Melt, Polar bears forced to move to pluto, however thousands end up on the moon colony that annoying celebrities are sent too. The polar bears are fine and get to pluto in the end but Dane Bowers, pretty much all of the MTV presenters except Zane Lowe, Geri Halliwell and countless other DIY/Cooking/Gardening program hosts die due to causes unknown. However claw and teeth marks prevail on most of the bodies. Rhys discovers a whole new wing to his house, where the floor is covered in gold and all the door knobs are diamond. He claims "ah it's nothing new"August
Hottest month in history of the world ever. All chocolate in the world is melted into in-edible nothingness, Woman the world over get moody and upset and thousands of divorces are filed. As the female population starts to decline due to mass suicide a new policy of protocholoate injections is suggested turning half of the female population into chocolate craving zombie vampires. Stoobs gets the grades to get into oxford but in a drunken stupor decides instead to go to Swansea university and study Welsh. Afterwards he says "BOH"September
Interest rates plummet, Tony Blair resigns and levels of hydrogen in the atmosphere reach a point that makes lighting a match an arrestable crime under grounds of commiting arson. Jaclyn continues to attend school even though she passed all her a-levels. Cafferine, Laura, Kate and Chantal decide that she is being stupid and tell her to get a job. She doesn't but as Kate's career as a telemarket sales person has taken off, jaclyn and kate swap places for hilarious results. Fortunately for everyone, Seb realises before it is too late that they have swapped places.Moving on swiftly April Nike
Moving on swiftly
April
Nike and Gap go bankrupt after the workers in their factories claim realistic (ie a bit above minimum) wages for the last 10 years, this cost them approximately $10 trillion dollars each. McDonalds also almost go bankrupt for the lack of the same amount but Bill Gates covers them for it. Temporarily leaving him the 3rd richest man in the world, for all of 4 and half minutes. The South Hall of Olchfa Comprehensive school explodes dramatically after some first year realises that the stage is stuffed with paint, varnish, wood, curtains and old dry paper. Fortuanately no-one is hurt. Ashik's band rise to stardom as the band behind the new rock theme tune to Byker Grove.