So after narrowly avoiding choking to death on my breakfast cereal (as long as it has a free toy I'm happy) this morning, I thought "I'm going to write about what happened last night". Now I can see why some might think that one has nothing to do with the other, and they'd probably be right, but anyway, I'm writing not you.
So yesterday we went to the pub then Barons because it was {stoobs} and Jon's last night before they are off to South Africa. So we all head off to the pub and then to Barons and then people get randomly sucked into a black hole and disappear. But after a while, me and Bob are sitting on one of the Sofa's and Laura is talking to some guy she knows. Which is brilliant because every guy that Laura knows flirts with her which is hilarious because quite often she's oblivious to it. For example...
Guy: "Hey Laura, how are you?" insert unnecessary hug/touch on arm/put arm around
Laura: "Hey "insert name here" I haven't seen you in ages/months/a while, I'm fine, how are you?"
Guy: "I'm fine y'know, so having fun?"
Lau: "Yeah I am actually, I'm here with my friends Bob and Mark"points
Bob and Mark wave from sofa
Guy: "oh yeah right" Gives vaguely sociable nod "so how's/where's Tom?" (Tom is Laura's boyfriend, hence making it a very important question)
Lau: "oh Tom's fine y'know I haven't spoken to him for a bit (Laura always says this, but normally she realised after a few seconds that actually she spoke to him yesterday), not here tonight"
Guy: "awwh sorry to hear that" Give sympathetic hug
Lau: gives ":S erks" look over guys shoulder at Mark and Bob, Mark and Bob laugh at her
conversation continues for a bit with lots of random hugging/leaning in things going on, and various scared looks from laura
Lau: "Well it was nice seeing you, bye then"
Guy: "bye Lau, see you around" hugs her
Lau: :S
Laura comes over to Bob and Mark. Bob and Mark laugh at her some
Now to play some more of Jedi Knight before I have to take it back to {stoobs}...
Jo Whiley and some really annoying Gorillaz song
Wow good post kissing Lau's ass there mark, top Marks!!
I just tell it like it is... bob back me up here
i personally thought he was gonna go on about the mad woman wanting to jump out the window. i guess thats up to me and my blog....
haha she was cool, but not as cool as that really really short girl... shorter than Kate, and Jaclyn
theres somebody shorter than jaclyn??????? *shock*
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laura was in barons? what.... no wait, does anyone know how i got home?