i am sparticus: Dog-on-a-stick

Dog-on-a-stick

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This is a dog

It's name is jasmine, and it's the thickest dog ever. That's right, thicker than any dog you know. Even the Jasmine that belongs to the Martin household in Swansea.
This dog is so thick that it got it's head stuck in a bin, and it ran into a door. It is currently exiled out of my room due to the fact that I can't get any work done with her around as she sticks her huge wet nose in my armpit and then grabs my work of the bed and then rubs it all over the floor.
If anyone has any suggestions of how to get rid of this dog, please let me know. Currently my theory is "put her in a cupboard till she goes away" but this poses many problems, not least the fact that it's highly illegal

Right Now

(8) The lovely new doves song, by the river or something?

There are 10 expressions of opinion about what was written.
Mark wrote this at 15:51, Wed, 09/10/02, Link
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martin

that sounds like you, my friend have got a girl friend

Written by martin at 19:37, Wed, 09/10/02

steph

aww, she's sweet... have you tired giving her a big chewable thingy to distract her? either that, or ask the vet nicely for some sedatives.

Written by steph at 20:07, Wed, 09/10/02

Sparticus

ya see steph I did try that, until the dog realised the chewable thing was squeaking aevil at her. She took offence to this and barked at it for 5 minutes. before squeeking it somemore and then barked some more.
idiot dog

Written by Sparticus at 21:49, Wed, 09/10/02

Sebooo

Well When Barley wont get out of my way the best thing to do is:
1) get a doogy treat, tell them to sit and stay...and then it will wait for ages till it realises it wont get nething.
OR
2) throw her a ball, cause if its a bitch they tend not to come back with it, just run off.

If that doesnt work shoot it...with water.

Written by Sebooo at 00:44, Thu, 10/10/02

Sebooo

They blanked out the correct term up there^^

Written by Sebooo at 00:44, Thu, 10/10/02

rach

caught by the river, i think it's called... mmmm :) aww that dog's so cute! hehe :P send it to me! it can stay in my room at durham

Written by rach at 14:00, Thu, 10/10/02

Sparticus

alright, expect post. If I can get it to stay still long enough to put stamps on it that is

Written by Sparticus at 19:01, Thu, 10/10/02

stoobs

i thought sebs dog was geraldene

Written by stoobs at 13:20, Fri, 11/10/02

Sparticus

He's right y'know

Written by Sparticus at 16:56, Fri, 11/10/02

rach

heehee, yay! glad that's sorted then ;)

Written by rach at 10:46, Sat, 12/10/02

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