Hey everyone! today I got something Great! yes I finally got my brand new phone! hooray! it's very lovely and has lots of nice polyphonic ringness and stuff.
I was going to send everyone a lovely text message to say how great it is, but of course, 02 being the dumbest phone company alive, have messed up the phone numbers of not just my phone, but about 1,000 other phones.
Apparently they've assigned them all the wrong numbers so when the SIM card tries to register they try to log on to Virgin mobile (or some other mobile operator) and fail miserably. So I've got to call them up to get it changed and activated, unfortunately I can't call them up to get it activated because everyone else is doing the same thing, and the number I have to ring is permanently engaged (and in a wonderful tactic to further appease it's already irate clients 02 wants us to to ring up a premium rate 50 pence a minute number). So I had to call up the customer helpline to get any sense, whereupon some lovely person (who sounded like she hadn't had any sleep for the last week) said she pass on my number to these other people who'd ring me. However due to the incredible amount of people ringing in, it may take a few days for them to call me.
So if I'm lucky my phone will be activiated by next month, oh and they're probably going to bill me for november as well.
Hooray for phones
oh and I can't stay online for long because they could ring at any time.
(8) Ms. Dynamtieeehheee
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(e) My Phone
speaking of which, do you want my old phone? only I need to find a good home for it and I have a spare pay as you go sim card for it somewhere.
First come first served and all
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just put it in the bin. you know you want to.