Well that was the bizzarest phone call ever...
(t)"ring ring"
Me: Hello St. Thomas Vicarage
Him: Hi is the reverend Williamson there?
Me: Umm there's no Reverend Williamson here, The vicar here is Nigel Elliott, and unfortunately he's out for the rest of the day
Him: Oh, okay, well maybe you can help me, I'm a reporter with local paper and I'm looking into the story about this African Grey Parrot that got stuck up a tree in the vicarage
Me: I'm sorry?
Him: Apparently a grey parrot got stuck up a tree in your church vicarage on sunday and the fire brigade had to come get it out?
Me: Ummm I think you've got the wrong church
Him: hmmm what church are you again
Me: St. Thomas Kilnhurst
Him: Oh, that's definately what this guy said, you sure you haven't had a parrot stuck up your tree?
Me: Yes nigh on certain
Him: Oh well sorry about that... bye
Me: Umm okay, byee
(t) beeeeeeep
Oddly odd
(8)Radio 1, coldplay
(t) Steph, haha
(e) My train tickets
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