in memory of a great weekend I have to tell everyone a silly story, about a silly dog called Jaz. No doubt you've all heared about Jaz lots and her silly dumb-brainless-dogness! Ha ha. She's even more annoying in real life!
Anyway, yes, it was Sunday and Bekah & I got back from Church to make lunch, as good girls do. So when the lovely roast lamb (yummmmm!) was all ready and sizzling, Nigel carved it all up and put it on a plate in the heated-trolley thing in the dining room. (those things are so clever!) (Another detail I must add is that this trolley has a door that opens from the top, with hinges at the bottom) So we were all happily working away in the kitchen when we heard a muffled 'gobble gobble slobber gobble' sound comming from the dining room.... yes, you guessed it, the DUMBEST dog on the planet even managed to sniff out the lamb and open the trolley... how she did it we really don't know! But Mark figures that her brain must have fallen out at some point when she was younger and wasn't put back in the right order so now she is only clever when food is involved. Or is that the same for most dogs?
Well, i hope you enjoyed my story it was quite hillarious at the time! Better get back to duotone-ing on photoshop!
no music, no txt love, no msn on these silly macs... BORING
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