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Top Five Things I'll Do When I'm King

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Marry and Behead lots of women, when questioned about it, scream "DID HENRY THE VIII SEPERATE FROM THE CATHOLIC CHURCH FOR NOTHING??"
Step down as head of the church, proclaiming that to occupy the position is a theological heresy. Denouce the pope and rowan williams as heretics for the same reason (don't worry Rowan it's okay, no-one goes to hell right?).
Invite George Bush over for tea, and while he's there, kidnap him and replace him with a robot. Run the robot under windows so that no-one gets too suspicous ("his" new found intelligence would seem a bit suspect if it wasn't for the fact he kept on crashing)
Give Tony Blair a big slap round the head
You'll be first against the wall and your opinions will be of no consequence

Right Now

(8)At The Drive-In, Relationship of Command
(m)Jaclyn
(t)Stoobs

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