Vaguely interesting things that happened today:
Saddam Hussein challenges Bush to a live debate. Saddam's reasons are that a debate with George Bush will give Dubya a chance to prove why war is nessecary. The Whitehouse says it'll never happen, but I think I speak for everyone when I say "That's so gotta happen". Just think how humourous it would be.
Bush: "We, the people of America, consider you a tyrant and an evil man, you have lots of nasty weapons and oil, and we want them both"
Saddam Hussein: "I have no illegal weapons"
Bush: "Come on, ya gotta have some!"
Saddam Hussein: "I have no illegal weapons"
Bush: speaks to his aide by his side "He says he hasn't got any weapons, is this a good thing?"
Saddam Hussein: "I have no illegal weapons"
Bush: "yes you do"
Saddam Hussein: "no I don't"
Bush: "oh yes you do"
Saddam Hussein: "Oh no I don't and you can't prove it"
Bush: "My daddy told me you'd be mean" runs off crying
NB I'm aware that that was rubbish, but by tomorrow everyone will have done something like it, so I thought I'd at least get ahead of the bandwagon
Come on, it'd be funny seeing Saddam Hussein to outwit Bush in a debate, especailly as it'll be in English and that's not even Saddam Hussein's first language. Plus it'd be really nice for the American media as they really support the current US government, and the tv ratings on such a debate would be so high. It'd be like the US government giving the media a little rating present as a reward for being so loyal.
&nsbp; In other news that'll have to be summarised really quickly as I should probably end this before it gets any worse. I really like the intro to that new chilli peppers song, because it sounds quite Rage against the machine like. Although I like neither the read hot chilli peppers or Rage. Odd.
&nsbp; Finally I finally started writing my talk on Luke 19:1-10 today. About time
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