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sparticus
is a
Bug-Eating Rage Monkey

...with a Battle Rating of 6.6


To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can
defeat sparticus, enter your name:

I don't know where Dan Shanklin finds these crazy things, but he sure is good at finding them

Right Now

(8)Eastenders
(t)Helenoo
(e)Me, sending stuff to SS

There are 11 expressions of opinion about what was written.
Mark wrote this at 20:38, Fri, 28/03/03, Link
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Sebooo

Seb John Thomas
the
Man-Eating Laboratory Monkey

Battle Rating : 7.4


Yehhhhhh

Written by Sebooo at 11:48, Sat, 29/03/03

lardpony

I score 9.7 and utterly destroy you. Haha. I'm a "Man-Eating Assassin Monkey". I win everything ever.

Written by lardpony at 22:11, Sat, 29/03/03

Matt

Matthew the Plankton-Eating Peace Monkey!

0.6 :)

Written by Matt at 12:49, Sun, 30/03/03

stetler

Helen is a Bone-Eating Death Monkey with a Battle Rating of 8.9.
Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey.

Written by stetler at 22:20, Sun, 30/03/03

stetler

oh but stetler is a Man-Eating Woollen Monkey with a Battle Rating of 6.2.
U-oh!

Written by stetler at 22:23, Sun, 30/03/03

Alasdair

Its a tie. I eat mushrooms

Written by Alasdair at 10:47, Mon, 31/03/03

zoe

No matter what variant of my name I use, I can't beat you. Meh.

As a petty comeback, I shall point out that "Written by Sparticus on the 28/03/03 at 20:38 who spoke for 45 words length." would make more sense if it said "Written on 28/03/03 at 20:38 by Sparticus who wrote 45 words." ;)

Re Matt's comment: The angel choir (consisting of 4-year-olds) in a sunday school christmas play I once saw rendered "peace among those on whom his favour rests" as "peace monkey's favourite friend". Ever since, I had wondered what a peace monkey was. Now I know. I even know that they eat plankton. The internet is so educational.

Written by zoe at 14:45, Mon, 31/03/03

sparticus

bet you don't know what a sea cow eats though, and yes, all future versions of iamsparticus.co.uk will have correct grammar in the bottom details bit.
Boh...

Written by sparticus at 16:03, Mon, 31/03/03

stetler

sea cows eat MEN!! ooh, yumm yumm!

Written by stetler at 17:29, Mon, 31/03/03

Max

Catchemcut the Brain-Eating Pirate Monkey... 9.9 Baby. Pretty close to the top.

Written by Max at 11:21, Fri, 04/04/03

Arachnid

Arachnid the Man-Eating Robot Monkey

Battle Rating : 9.6


Written by Arachnid at 23:12, Fri, 04/04/03

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