In Brief
(8)Chris Moyles
(t)Jaclyn
(e)Tearfund stuff
umm, you can smoke cannabis without tabacco you know, or maybe you don't! That would be a good thing!
Also, all links from 'i read this in the telegraph...' go to telegraph site... is that just coz I have stone age IE?
let me clarify... i meant all the links/words after 'I read this in the telegraph...' are included in the link to the telegraph. Don't make much more sence do I?
wot? i was on the phone to u?? wen did that happen??
To stetler's comments. Yes I do know that, the amazing part is that if you do smoke cannabis with tobacco, the tobacco's posionous! I always thought it magically became unposionous when mixed with cannabis.
Secondly I messed up the hyperlink. My fault.
To Jaclyn, you txted me, which counts...
Can I take that this whole post is a dig at Jaclyn and her new slutish Duggued up wasted life?
Yes... because that's exactly what it is... you see Harry Potter is actually Jaclyn, and the length of the book is inversely proportional to her height, and the lord of the rings is.. well I don't know.
It's naff all to do with Jaclyn, other than I got some txts off her last night when she was somewhat worse for wear (which coincidentally happened to be the txts that are in the right now bit). I just read the cannabis thing in the paper this morning and felt it so stupid I should point it out.
Did u listen to chris Moyles story about girls aloud? Hahahaha Fool
No way will the new harry potter book be "almost as long" as all 3 LOTR books... misleading the Telegraph is! Firstly, the new HP is about 750 pages and LOTR is over 1000 pages, and secondly i reckon they'll be at least twice as much on each page of lord of the rings cos it uses a smaller font.
Now, what was the point of me saying all that? Erm.... :S
Pages don't matter! It's all about words, and if they say that it'll be almost as long as lord of the rings, who are we to complain?
Anyway no-ones seen it yet as it hasn't been printed yet. So it's a bit of a moot point
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