i am sparticus: Jerry Springer: The Opera

Jerry Springer: The Opera

Some people have made Jerry Springer: The Opera. This is not a joke. I have no idea what he content of Jerry Springer the Opera is, but I imagine it goes something like this...

Jerry Springer: The Opera "Rings around the family tree"

Crowd/Choir: "Jerrrryy Springer" ^{"Jerry Springer"} _{"Jerry Springer"} "He's the man, with the talkshow" ^"Jerry" "Jerry" _"Jerry" ^"Jerry" "Jerry" _"Jerry" "Jerry"
Jerry Springer: "Thank you ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to (8)The Jerry Springer Show. Today our first guest is a young man, who recently found out that his grandfather is. A GOD! So without further ado, let's bring him on. Ladies and Gentlemen... Seigfried!"
Crowd/Choir: "Woohooooooo" ^{"Go Seigy"}
Seigfried: "Thanks Jerry, Thanks everyone"
J.S: "Thanks for coming on Seigfried, now you're here today, because, let me get this straight, you have reason to believe your grandfather was a god, but not just any god, the ruler of all gods?"
Seigfried: "That's right Jerry, both my parents died before I knew them, my father just after my conception, and my mother just after my birth. Untill recently I had no clue to my lineage, but the other day I found out that my dad, Siegmund, was actually the son of this ruler of Gods"
Crowd/Choir: "A god, _{A god}, his grandfather was a god"
J.S: "Well, that's a pretty impressive story Seigfried. Well before we go any further, we've got to tell you that we've got someone waiting backstage who has been listening in. Ladies and Gentlemen, lets bring out our next guest. He claims to be the ruler of all gods, and more importantly the grandfather of seigfriend, ladies and gentlemen... WOTAN!"
Crowd/Choir: "WOTAN" _"WOTAN" ^"WOTAN" "He thinks he's the ruler of all gods"
J.S. "Wotan, welcome to the Jerry Springer Show, and allow me to introduce you to your mortal grandson Seigfried"
Wotan: "Thanks Jerry. Look Seigfried, I'm sorry we had to meet like this, can you forgive me?"
Seigfried: "Grandad? Is this really you? I mean where the Aaahhhh have you been? What you let my parents both die, and then you ignore me for years? And then you expect me to just forgive you? What kind of a grandfather are you?"
Wotan: "Look grandson, I can understand why you're mad. But you have to understand that I had my reasons. I couldn't contact you because then the giants might think I was tampering with your true destiny and world events"
Seigfried: "Oh yeah, that's the same excuse I always get. Blame the giants. It's always the Giant's fault. Global Warming? Blame the giants! You just can't show commitment! You couldn't even look after your own son's child! And you're a god!"
Female Large Black Soloist: "You Go Girl! Tellllll it like it iiiiII^{ISSSSS SISTEEEERRRRR!}"
J.S: "Wait, before we get carried away with blaming each other, Wotan has something he needs to tell you"
Wotan: "Look grandson, there is something you need to know. You see your mother, well her name was Sieglinde, and well her father, that was me too."
Seigfried: "Wait, so my mum and my dad where... brother and sister? What the aaahhhhh?"
Crowd/Choir: "his mother was his aunt, and his uncle was his dad and he thought his life was already bad" ^{"Incest Incest"} _{"Jerry Jerry!"}
Wotan: "Look, it's not like how it sounds, I only used them to make you."
Seigfried: "You're sick, you know that? SICK! You made your own kids have a child, all to serve your own means? It's no wonder those giants want you out!"
Crowd/Choir: "Out Out Out" ^{"OUT OUT OUT"} _{"OUT OUT OUT"}
Seigfried: picks up a chair
J.S: "Well we're going to cut to a break now, but stay with us, because we'll be back with Loge, who says he can't stop being devious and evil and Brunhilde, who is willing to destroy her father's own kingdom!"

If you don't understand, go get some education...

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