Me: Aimlessly bounces basket ball on way to get icecream
Seven Year Old On Swing: "gisurbol"
Me: "huh?"
SYOOS: "givusyouboll"
Me: "What?"
SYOOS: "giv us ago on your boll"
Me: "Oh, my ball. Well you'll have to get off that swing first"
SYOOS: Gets off swing
Me: Gives kid ball
SYOOS: Tries to kick ball onto roof of nearby house, fails spectacularly. He barely clears the playground fence
Me: Picks up ball "did you just try and kick my ball on to the roof of that house?"
SYOOS: "No." pause "can I have another go?"
(8)Bonnie the dog, coughing
(m) caff, ash
(t) Mike
It was a good story with a complete pap ending. You didnt even tell the young kid to go fuck himself or something. Really Mark now Really :|!!
there is a fault in ur web blog design (yes, im damn technical). you can see the work kcuf on sebs post ^ before the thing did ****. (on your homepage bit..thing..etc) er bye.
Also people cant make comments on my blog :|
i particularly enjoyed the courtesy he had to ask for another go
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My, wot an amusing anecdote. Ha ha ha.