After experiencing a train full of drunks last Saturday night, I had an idea. What the police need is a weapon that can instantly take out anyone who is intoxicated. Now as anyone who is intoxicated has vast amounts of alchohol in their blood system, all you need to do is create a gas that someone reacts to the alchohol to form some high powered knockout effect. With this new wonder gas, the possibilities are endless. On a Friday night, when fights break out, all they have to do is gas the entire area, and watch as the drunks collapse in a pile on the floor. They can then all be rounded up easily. It could also be used to test for drink drivers. Create a stretch of road with a sharp bend and gas the area before the bend. All the drunks will lose conscienceness, and fly off the bend into some big net device, whereas normal people will proceed safely round the bend.
(8) Nowt
(e) New REM CD!
(t) Phil
(ie) Randall Terry
It would have to only work if you had a certain alchohol blood ratio thingy. So only the drunks would drop. And yes people might die, but then when has that ever stopped progress?
Sigh, I would have the new REM CD, and a copy of the original UT if it wasn't for these stupid postal strikes. 2 weeks to clear the backlog??!
At least the postal workers have more of a case than the firefighters did.
Mildly interesting fact. "Bad Day" was part written before "it's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)" but they couldn't decide how it would go or how to finish it, so they stole bits of it and wrote "it's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)". Then 15 years later they decide to finish bad day. Which is why they sound so alike. Crazy eh?
Explains a lot though
Has anyone noticed the slight physic ability seemingly displayed in my last posting?
Oh yeah, I've just noticed they sound alike. Wow.
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Wouldnt that effect people who have just had one? Also what about side effects? People could Die. On the whole id leave the riot police do their job..