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I'm sure my computer knows I've been cheating on it. I turn it on this morning and it's all like sullen. Any second now a windows error message is going to pop up and say "warning: you were playing with that console all day yesterday weren't you?" and I'll have to click yes. It'll know I'm lying.
As it is it decided to remove all the network connections on my computer (it says it's because my bluetooth device over-rode them all, but I know it's lying) and then prevent me from rebooting properly.

If we didn't have such a history, and we weren't so tied together for financial reasons, I'd so dump it for a younger model. Possibley even a mac.
YOU HEAR ME! A MAC!

Update

We've had words. I've been short-sighted, it's not just the Gamecube, but the phone. Spending all day playing Zelda, then only using my computer to benefit my phone just wasn't nice of me. I've agreed to uninstall all the phone software, and it's agreed to get all the networks sorted out. Needless to say with all that rubbish out of the way my phone and my computer are talking properly now. They've even shared contact information and calenders. Bless.

Right Now

(t) Ellie


Your Comments

Benjamin

In more exciting news, I crashed my bike into a car today.

Eponymous

Did your bike survive?

Benjamin

It's in for repairs till Monday... the whole story is on my site in a very un-interesting format. It's a miracle how I wasn't hurt and neither was the car...!

Like the new background Marky...

Sebooo

A MAC? DEAR GOD NO. Il lend you Linux, just dont use a MAC!!

stoobs

i had a mac once. forgot it, and it rained!!! just my luck. got all soaked. mark i sent u a birthday text but got no reply :(, methinks i got the wrong phone number...

Sebooo

Same here!!!

Sheepie

I want a gamecube...and a mac

Matt

Run Linux on the Mac :p - only hardware that'll allow you to run *nix, Windows and OSX apps. Score.

Sebooo

Run Linux On a MAC?

You make me sic

Benjamin

lol

Have a PC, a mac and an umbrella. You can't go wrong then.

Matt

What's wrong with Apple hardware :p :)

Sparticus

Mac's rock. And os x is based on linux.

Sebooo

OS X isnt based on linux, its based on the mac file structure. You confusing it with its Open Source structure.

Sebooo

On futher research it appears that MAC OS X, is based on the UNIX shell or Possibly the Kernal.

Ohhh the wonder of Internet Searches

Sheepie

I thought Linux and OSX were both based on Unix

Seboo

They are both based in simular ways, however linux is all open source, so anyone can change it and make their own version (distribution) where as afaik MAC OS X + cannot do such a think (I do not know a great deal about Mac's, but il have a look at my mac bible) I should imagine they both are very simualr because they provde a 'shell' (e.g. Bash) which enables you to comunicate with the kernal, and run commands. They are also very simular in their customability.

Benjamin

Computer Geeks take over!!!

Fortunately Mark is a bit of one himself so he won't mind :) Are umbrellas based on Unix too?

stoobs

yeah man theyre a bunch of nerds. hehe. and i do maths and computing! to be honest, its all about the rock n roll. marko check out the hellacopters man they are the greatest rock band from sweden since the 'babies!!

Benjamin

I do maths & computing too :)

Benjamin

GET THE SMILIES SORTED MARK!! Or at least stop it ignoring smilie-type things we type in. it's quite annoying

Sparticus

Bahahha. I will. soon. I promise. And apples still rock.

Sheepie

Not as much as nectarines.

But at least apples are in season atm


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