Make Makeover Shows Do Proper Work

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For every hour that home makeover shows film for, an equal amount of time shall be spent on community work. The community work shall involve redecorating council flats, old people's homes and hospital wards, be funded for by the producers and backers of the makeover shows and all the hard work should be done by those designers.
Laurence Llewleyn Dandy-Fopp's mistakes though, are far too severe to be redeemed by this plan. He will still be going to the moon colony.


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lellie

by accidently miss spelling spartacus (whilst looking for the history site by that name) I restumbled over your site so thought I'd wave *waves*

Sparticus

Thank you!

You could always right a history report on me. That would be interesting :S

Sebooo

God Yes, I can imagine it now.

Sparticus - A history Report.

Mark 'sparticus' walley, has a website.
He does work for the community, and is presumed by many as dead since it has been a long time since he was last seen.

stoobs

i got a text from him about elephants!! and returned one about babies..

Caff

When I first read that bit about Laurence L, I thought he had extra names that I had never heard about! But then it all became clear to me - and it's very true.

Caff

Btw, that sheep looks a bit precarious - like he's going to fall into the bonfire at any moment...

Sparticus

And what if she does? mmmm roast sheep

Sheepie

Nooo...

You should get a Purple one.


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