Every morning on the way to work I walk past a McDonald's, and every morning they have a big delivery lorry, delivering whatever it is they deliver, and every morning the big delivery lorry has a different slogan on it. They all promote how great McDonald's is, and all say how healthy or child friendly or environmentally friendly it is. Today's quote on the side of the lorry was "Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry... Green lorry".
If I wasn't such a good and upright law abiding citizen I'd be tempted to break into the McDonald's lorry depot late at night and alter all the lorries to read more accurately. Stuff like "Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry... Green lorry... Shame about all the burger packaging that's used for approximately five seconds, and the cut down rainforests our cows graze on" and "All our chickens are free range, and all bred so perfectly that they all come out the same size, so it's easier to kill them in bulk. Which unfortunately we can't do for the cows, so that's slightly messier, and a lot more un-hygenic, but still"
Okay so my phrases aren't so catchy. But still.
(8) Naff all
(t) Nothing
(ie) NOTHING
mmmm McD's. Who gives a fudge what they do, they make gooood burgers.
Who gives a fudge what Dubya does, he gives hilarious soundbites...
Who gives a fudge what Blair does, his smile is attractive to a particular social group...
Matt understands.
They do make nice burgers, but they are evil!
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Sheepie
I would have to agree. Boo McDonalds.