So I said I'd give up something for lent and last Thursday (What's that? Ten days late?) I finally decided what.
Ladies and Gentlemen... I have decided to give up...
"Being mean to people for the purpose of humour, even if I know they can take it and it will be very funny"
It's something I do frequently, from the minor "you smell" to the middling "Have a nice day and try not to die horribly" to the major "Could you try to get beaten to bloody pulp by killer rabid apes". While none of this is malicious or done out of spite, and I do endeavour never to do it if it will hurt the persons feelings. However, occasionally it does. Therefore, I have decided to give it up. So no more witty insults from me for another few weeks.
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