i am sparticus: Top Five Christian Chat Up Lines

Top Five Christian Chat Up Lines

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You know how God plans everything? That means he meant us to meet like this.
Only Jesus loves you more than I do.
If only I'd listened to my sunday school teacher then I'd be reciting Song Of Solomon to you right now.
You know how men look at your outward appearance, whereas God looks at your heart? I can't help feel He's missing out.
You'd be helping me do what Jesus told me to do if you came and lived next door to me

Right Now

(t) Billy
(book) His Dark Materials Part 1

There are 13 expressions of opinion about what was written.
Mark wrote this at 01:17, Sun, 21/03/04, Link
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Mr.Moony

Genius

Written by Mr.Moony at 11:26, Sun, 21/03/04

Sparticus

I'm so smooth with the ladies it's unbelievable.

Written by Sparticus at 13:21, Sun, 21/03/04

Mr.Moony

Il come over sometime. Youv'e got what it takes to be cool

Written by Mr.Moony at 14:16, Sun, 21/03/04

Matthew

I like number 4 especially :D

Written by Matthew at 20:27, Sun, 21/03/04

nosila

haha... one word: class. do they come with a safety warning? chatup lines will be chat up lines and have a potenital for a good ol' slap

Written by nosila at 23:28, Sun, 21/03/04

Kt

That book you're reading btw is brill

Written by Kt at 23:55, Sun, 21/03/04

Sparticus

I'm working on more... I just need inspiration. Soon I'll be able to publish a book of how to chat up, and indeed date, Christian ladies. However the moment I'm going to release it, I'll probably be smitten down by a large smitey thing. Probably.

I just finished the subtle knife, I'm trying to find where in my house book three has got too.

Written by Sparticus at 09:28, Mon, 22/03/04

Mr.Moony

If you need things not to say to Xristian ladies, just let me know
"God aint real, so get naked so I can see the way he didnt make you because he doesnt exist"

Written by Mr.Moony at 11:14, Mon, 22/03/04

Benjamin

Joshua Harris eat your heart out!

Written by Benjamin at 19:03, Mon, 22/03/04

Sparticus

I kissed i kissed dating goodbye goodbye. Try saying that when you're drunk... In the spirit :s. I need more chat up lines! Five isn't enough for a book even if i include seb's "how not to do it plan" and Andrew's as yet unmentioned three year university plan.

Written by Sparticus at 22:04, Mon, 22/03/04

Benjamin

You could try including my slightly-modified three year plan... I'm sure Dave Wisby could give you an interesting chapter as well.
Maybe you could do a chat-up line referring to Eve & temptation...?
Maybe not enough for a book yet, but a pamphlet at least.

Written by Benjamin at 01:50, Tue, 23/03/04

Mr.Moony

Perhaps some hearty diagrams and pictures of what not/to do will soon fill out that book

Written by Mr.Moony at 11:07, Tue, 23/03/04

Benjamin

I can't imagine a sunday school going through Song Of Solomon...

Written by Benjamin at 19:47, Tue, 23/03/04

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all you wanted was somebody who cares

this list of top 5 christian chat lines from sparticus is hilarious. use with caution. its mothers day today. happy

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