i am sparticus: Amusing Thing Old People Say

Amusing Thing Old People Say

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Old Lady 1: Returning from the phone You'll never guess who that was.
Old Lady 2: Elsbeth¹ about the milk?
OL1: No! Don't be silly! Audrey from Australia!
OL2: Oh, of course!

Footnotes

Footnote 1: And Elsbeth climbs to number one in the top five names I'm going to call a child of mine if, a)I get married, b) I have any children, c) if they are a girl, and d) if I feel that having one name that'll cause endless teasing in the playground isn't enough.

Right Now

(t) Sarah
(c) Coffee
(ie) Pesky windows updates

There are 6 expressions of opinion about what was written.
Mark wrote this at 11:20, Mon, 19/04/04, Link
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Mr.Moony

athos
Which Muskehound are you?

Written by Mr.Moony at 20:35, Mon, 19/04/04

Sparticus

This is so off-topic, but still...
juliette
Which Muskehound are you?

(If you also wish to post various Mukehounds stuff here, then you'll need to remove all the linebreaks from the code that the site gives you (Delete all gaps and spaces and replace them with proper spaces should do it).

Written by Sparticus at 09:52, Tue, 20/04/04

stetler

long time no see!
site's lookin pretty cool i have to say! bravo! and, extra bonus, it works on a mac!!

Written by stetler at 10:11, Tue, 20/04/04

Sparticus

I've found an old mac to test it on now, so everyone's a winner! Woo yeah.

Written by Sparticus at 12:24, Tue, 20/04/04

Benjamin

What's the rest of the top 5?

Written by Benjamin at 00:26, Fri, 23/04/04

Sparticus

I don't really know. That's probably why it's top.

Written by Sparticus at 11:00, Fri, 23/04/04

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