Opposite my house are two phone boxes. I can see that from my window if I happen to look that way. Everyday people visit one of these two phone boxes, but only one. The one on the left never ever gets used. The one on the right is used about once every twenty minutes, perhaps more. The other day, while walking home some young lady in the phone box saw me, and stopped what she was doing. She stood in the phone box and looked at her nails as I went past. From my house three minutes later I could see she was on the phone. I've seen people queue up outside the phone box while it's been in use and stare down at their feet the entire time. I've lost count of the times I've been asked for change to make a phone call when walking to and from home, although in fairness that's probably because it's not the sort of thing I keep track of.
I'm assuming that it's all drugs related, and some supplier will only accept calls if coming from this phone box. However, what, if anything, do I do with this knowledge? I'm sure some hilarities can come from this, if only I could think of some.
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(t) Martin
get the number of the phone in the box & call it as people step up to it. I leave the rest of the hoax up to you...
i just wanna see wooles in his police uniform
You kinkey devil
You could fairly legitamately go into your local police station and talk to them about it?
so they would let me see wooles in a police uniform? and all id have to do is talk to them about it?
Make sure you dont wear any pants when your in the interview chair. Ohh and ask wooles if he wants a smoke... but call him gareth.
make sure to refer to him as 'love buns' when the tape is rolling
If you get a chace, touch his love buns. For those used to be buns of steel. Now they are no more than saggey marshmallow deposites
so much for the plans to use their compressive power to make diamonds....
... you might some fools gold outta them now, nothing more!
You would be a fool to go near that landfill nowadays.
you are so right, i aint making THAT mistake again!!
ive had a limp ever since
I saw a ship sail in, yet never to return.
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Mr.Moony
I feel a prank coming on.
We need work overalls from a hardware store, I can steal us an NTL van (i know its BT but people are stupid) and some high tech equipment (from the back of the ntl van no doubt)
and wooles in his police outfit.
So we can pretend to do some work on the phone and see how many people use the other phone box. Then we can get wooles to show up and bust our asses for some sort of drugs operation, and get him to fingure print the entire box and say that everyone in the neighbour hood is going down.
Or something.