I think it says something truely profound that the one thousandth entry on iamsparticus.co.uk was about accidentally spraying Deep Heat on my crotch. That deep heat eh?
But what's that? 'The one thousandth entry?' But yes!
It's taken 616,765 characters, 140,413 words, 13,375 sentences and 4,666 paragraphs. Using the normal Microsoft word template it would take you 270 pages to print out everything I've written. It's taken a grand total of 3 years, 1 month and 4 days to finally get here.
In celebration of this happy moment, I'd like to thank a few people. Lardpony Tom for getting me into this whole thing, my parents, for putting up with it all (and even reading it), everyone who I've written about, who has commented or who has linked, Helen, for contributing to this grand post count and giving me a copy of Fireworks MX and Radiohead, The Cooper Temple Clause, Kinesis, Easyworld, At The Drive-In, R.E.M., Simle Kid and every other band/artist that has made my life that bit more enjoyable.
Finally, I'd like to thank the Lord God almighty for thinking of such a genius thing as the internet, for being so creative as to make communication enjoyable, for keeping me going from day to day, and for making rock music and for the awesome undeserved goodness He gives.
(8) Powerless (Say what you want) - Nelly Furtardo
(t) Bob
I think you might like this a lot somehow...
http://www.christiancounterculture.com/index.htm
I know a great story about deep heat and the groin region, but all I'll say is don't spray it on your inner things and then go running...
Unless you really like ice cold baths
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Benjamin
I agree with all that... rock music AND awesome undeserved goodness??! Who could ask for more!
Tell us when you get to your millionth word ;) In fact, you should run a poll on what should be your millionth word. I vote for bamboo.