I want everyone reading this to pause for a second and imagine that in front of them right now is not an entry that's going to talk about how geeky I am because I'm writing this via GPRS, no instead I want everyone to imagine that this is in fact the funniest thing you have read all year. Imagine it's a really amusing anecdote, possibly relating to my Portugese housemate and my attempt to determine whether she had any ketchup for my bacon sandwiches (That's right, I made bacon sandwiches without checking I had any ketchup first, I ADMIT I'M A MORON). Needless to the anecdote your imagining includes numerous cultural and linguistic slip ups and much needed hilarity.
Unfortunately though, I'm not posting anything that is remotely that funny, but hey, I am posting through GPRS.
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Brown Sauce makes a bacon sarnie