Today Cafferine and I went to town and met up with the lovely Laura and her genius toddler daughter Ellie. Needless to say Ellie was the cutest toddler ever, and also the model of good behaviour, exhibiting a noticable lack of crying. In fact, the only time she seemed tempted to be unhappy was when first saw me and when she needed changing. And lets face it, if you've just met me for the first time you're going to be unhappy.
Even after that she still managed to learn my name first time around AND she correctly identified the moon, which if you think sounds easy just goes to show how little you know about small children. Children are taught that moon appears at night like the sun appears in the day; The sun appearing at night is not possible and therefore the moon appearing in the day is not possible. If you cannot accept that children are taught to think like this then how do you explain how I once managed to confuse an eight year old child by pointing out that actually the moon was visible in the day time and that was, infact, what the large circular object in the sky was.
(8) A Perfect Sonnet - Bright Eyes
(t) Stoobs (POKER NIGHT RELATED TEXT!!!!)
Yes because with the pink clothes, multi coloured scarf and the general girlness it is hard to identify her as a girl.
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