I had a great idea in the pub t'other day. Remove the middle urinals from all guys' toilets!

(photo from photostream of Dave Morris)
No-one ever uses the middle urinals even when there is a queue for the loo, so removing them would save you approximately a lot of money. Ideas in the pub: Always worth telling other people later on.
(8) Goodnight - Idlewild
Na! I *like* rubbing shoulders with othr guys.
I am NOT gay!
(Luv yur template BTW!)
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Scott
Brilliant!