I heard the best thing the other day. Apparently one of the things inmates do when they enter prison is work out which religion to declare themselves so as to get the best privileges. Islam seems like a good one to pick as you get to duck out of work every Friday and you get a bunch of festivals to take off, but you also have to do the whole Ramadan fasting business so in reality it's as much down as it is up. You'll generally get Christian festivals off, so picking that's a bit of a waste of time and if you pick Judaism you can't have pork so that's a downer too. In the long run they seem to be quite balanced, you gotta work out what you want really and what you don't mind missing and go from there. One of the best things though is this, inmates frequently declare their religion to be Mormon. Mormons don't get that many holidays but because they can't take caffeine they get hot chocolate instead of the daily tea and coffee allowance . Now that's playing the system.
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They may insist on circumsision though...
Mormons aren't allowed caffeine, so they would be able to eat actual chocolate, anyway tea and coffee is nicer than hot chocolate, so a mormon i won't be when I go to prison.
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Do u get Saturdays off if your Jewish? Thats what I would go for .....