The Man and The Duck

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Sitting at Stowmarket train station yesterday a duck comes wandering up to me. She doesn't quack at all, she just scrounges around for some food and then wanders off before I get the chance to take a photo. I throw some crisps duck to try to bring her back for a better photo opportunity and she obediently waddles over. And then refuses to leave. While I still have crisps the duck won't go away and her head won't stop following my hand as it goes from bag to mouth. It's all a bit odd and weirding me out so I try to shake the duck off by throwing crisps at it, throwing them progressively further away, This fails as duck will happily walk back from as far as I can throw and I really don't have the heart to throw crisps on the train track. So I'm sitting there at the train station with duck by my feet not moving.

A conductor has been watching all this and looks at my slyly, "You better watch out, come summer she'll be in here trailing a bunch of ducklingss behind her." WHAT ARE YOU INSINUATING MR. RAILYWAY CONDUCTOR?

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Mark wrote this at 07:27, Tue, 19/04/05, Link
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Caff

You left your pen and makeshift note pad at my house. I think you are deliberately trying to lose the pen!

Written by Caff at 11:36, Wed, 20/04/05

Mr.Moony

Did he leave you notes and clue's on the pad?

How come u never visit me in Uni, eh Walley? Im upset.

Written by Mr.Moony at 20:52, Wed, 20/04/05

Sparticus

You don't live 50 minutes away!

Written by Sparticus at 23:24, Wed, 20/04/05

Paul

You've got his PAA? Now you can assume his identity! Quick, mention obscure music!

Written by Paul at 08:50, Thu, 21/04/05

Mr.Moony

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Written by Mr.Moony at 02:20, Fri, 22/04/05

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