This morning; woke up, did the whole wash face, brush teeth, make toast, read bible thing (yes I'm a heathen, I don't read my bible before I eat toast in the morning). Finished reading bible and picked up end of toast that remained. Turned out not the same piece of toast that I had put down earlier.
Realised that this entry would be so much funnier if had, as intended, written 'Finished reading bible, picked up end of toast that remained and took a bite' instead of current line.
(8) So long and thanks for all the fish
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Doug
At least you're less of a heathen than I am. I somehow manage to not read my bible in the morning. I'm sure that if I did, maybe--just maybe--my days might go slightly better. Or at the least I might have more of a sense of direction.