Following the success of If You Want To Walk On Water You've Got To Get Out Of The Boat by John Ortberg there has been a splurge of Christian books with similar sounding titles (eg If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen). As has previously been shown I'm a sell out, so I have no qualms in saying; publishers of Christian books, if you need someone to join you on the bandwagon I'm there!
To show I'm serious, here are some of my suggested book titles:
(8) Retreat! Retreat! - 65daysofstatic
We have got to record our version of 99 problems....and u know i came up wit it!!!
But you're keeping me humble so thank you!!!
Come on now mark, give out some credit where it's due.
"Let he who is without sin..kick the first ass"
Judo instruction book.
He never will!!!! because wit mark its all about him!!!!!!
oh and nice comment phil!!!
loving the bugsy!!!
Let's make this clear... I've got 99 problems was my joke. MY JOKE. Also, you can't call credit for stuff I say in conversation to you. You think that when Jack Dee goes down the pub and his friend says something funny and he says something funny in reply and then makes up a routine about it his friend gets really annoyed and starts heckling because HE WANTS SOME CREDIT? No! And I'm far funnier that Jack Dee. And I have better hair.
It seems, from my position, that this Mark/Gareth (don't ask me which is which) feud has become rather extreme, with Gareth seemingly taking the side of me (?!) :-) and Mark preferring the companionship of Jack Dee's friends...
Now I'm no counsellor, but what I DO know is the only way to sort out this emnity is a good ol' fashioned duel. That, or twelve gibbons... Believe me. So time and place, gents?
Calm down mark!!! ha ha!!
Lets end this feud(as phil puts it) and say that it was OUR joke??!!!!
oh and you do have better hair than jack dee!!! ha ha
I'd put everything funny on it that I possibly could, no matter who said it, and claim all the credit for ME.
Unfortunately if I then met anyone they would think I would be real funny clever.
But then I am real funny clever, and pretty to boot.
The point of all this has escaped me.
not much better hair.
but once he has dyed it 6 or 7 times or what ever it is that he was planning to to it might just beet him.
but then again who am i to talk.
beet him? as in beetroot?
fair comment sir but then i've never been accused of being intelegent or being able to spell anything harder than my name even that i had shortend for simplicity
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