It's that time of year again when I have to submit approximately 30,000 words to pass my course. I don't like deadlines like this and in a token gesture of defiance my works gets increasingly sarcastic as I get nearer to them. Todays sample:
...I had no agenda for speaking to her; I was just going to talk to her. This is youth work however and so nothing is that simple. You see going to speak to a young person and having no agenda is not simply being friendly, it’s befriending them which is one of the many things that youth workers do to help young people grow and develop into fully rounded members of society who are fitter, happier and more productive. Befriending is like making friends with a young person, except it’s not. As this young person says (quoted by Kerry Young, 1999) “the relationship is like a friendship but it won’t be such a strong friendship, just a mutual friendship where you respect them and they respect you”. Glad that’s cleared things up then.
(8) On The Mend - Foo Fighters
(e) The CYM Course Director Of Ridley Hall, Cambridge
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On behalf of the community of science students, we salute your essay-writing prowess!
Keep it up :)