TURN IT UP

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So there was this big Christian gig worship event down in Ipswich this weekend of which I'm now going to make sarcastic comments. Caveat whatchamacalit though, the event was pretty good and certainly high quality. Also filling part of a football stadium with young people isn't easy. So all comments are just me trying to be big and clever and funny, no more.

Firstly, Andy Hawthorne Manchester Reference Watch is pleased to announce that Andy Hawthorne mentioned Manchester fourteen times in his first talk. Disappointingly he didn't mention it once then afterwards. Overall though this still averages to about one reference of Manchester every two minutes which is a very acceptable ratio.

Secondly thebandwithnoname are so ghetto it hurts. That is all.

When famous musicians walk out on stage it's more fun to yell out the names of their roadies then the names of their bands. The bands look confused, the roadie looks embarrassed and the people nearby you wonder whether they should inform you that you're yelling the wrong names out.

Apart from that, I have nothing more to say except that Gareth has nothing funny to say on this website ever.

Right Now

(8) Pause It and Turn It Up- Biffy Clyro


Your Comments

Paul

Gareth gets another name check. Not in the title this time though.

Matthew

So what in particular made this meeting any more worship than any other night of the lives of the Christians there?

Doug

So what famous bands were there, then?

Sparticus

Matthew. Don't be a pedant. You know what I mean and what they mean and etc...

Gareth

Oi luv!!!

thats it...my name is getting dragged through the mud ere!!!

You should rename your website....iamsparticus(who steals all of gareths jokes and ideas) . com!!!!!!!

Paul

Everyone uses humourous things they've heard to amuse others. Marky Mark just happens to use the interweb a bit to do it.


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