Hello! I'm back from Slovakia, and very tired I am too. Over the course of the next few days I'll write about the amazing time I had, the hi-jinks and shenanigans I got up to, and the amazing jokes I'm going to pretend I made up! Similarly I'm uploading a bunch of photos a day to my flickr account. That way you can experience the joy of seeing what I'm telling you about. Hooray!
Enough about Slovakia for today though. This morning whilst going through the backlog of e-mails I came across one from an old acquaintance I met through a Christian camp seven years ago. They happened to be in Swansea last week, had thought of me, had googled me and had come up with this site and so e-mailed me. Nothing particularly astounding I know, but the reason she was in Swansea was because she was attending the wedding of a guy, a guy who I happened to know through a Christian camp I went on eleven years ago. She didn't know that I knew the guy and he didn't know that she knew me. Therefore this I shall label as a Coincidence of Extraordinary proportions.
(8) Filip The Dane
(m) Ceri
Woowoo! im a train!
I don't think that's really Kev. He wouldn't associate woowoo with trains, he'd say "woowoo! that's my favourite drink! get me a pitcher!"
they say "hayleys don't grow on trees", but this linky thing PROVES that they do.
Just what are you insinuating mister Armstrong?!!
Hayley is clearly attached to a branch by her forehead.
Was it Rachel, going to Steve's wedding?
One's my best friend, the other I met through her and wandered around Manchester with them both for a day. I'm another Rach who randomly found your site one day on Google and read for amusement... I've spoken to you a couple of times but you probably don't remember! I also know Becca from Durham (think you lived in her house for a while?!), though as we've all been away for a year I've not spoken to her for ages... but we used to have many a laugh (!) in French Grammar lessons.
Gotta love Christian circles eh?
Unless I got this completely wrong and it happens to be someone else who's going to a wedding in Swansea! That could be embarassing...
OK, I don't have a problem with that, mister Armstrong. The following points should, however, be taken into account:
Well Mista Pfennig...
BULLETPOINT Everyone knows that before you build a wooden shelter you ought to clean the branches used of all leaves, fruit, bugs, Hayleys, worms and money.
BULLET POINT That branch blatantly came from a tree.
BULLET POINT You can clearly see that there were other hayleys attached to that branch, at least four of them.
BULLET POINT Hayley from Home and away came off a tree, as did Hayley from coronation street. Hayley from The Archers didn't, as she is just a fictional character like Hayley Cornwell.
BULLET POINT Anyone who disagrees is either a woman, a gay or a mental.
If anyone is planning on going into Ipswich town centre at this very moment, you may wish to rethink your plans. The Sqare in the centre (Cornhill I think) and Lloyds avenue are totally closed down because of a Bomb scare. This makes travelling from one end of town to the other much more difficult, and of course renders using any of the facilities in that region (banks, shops, restuarants...) impossible.
Paul, as it is really your site, what was this site like before you??? It must have stunk!!!! ha ha
Mark, i think its time you solved this paul issue and took back this website as your own!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
I'm going to take a break from posting for a bit, I spend so long thinking of things to say I don't get anything else done....
He cuts off every branch in me that bears no fruit, while every branch that does bear fruit he prunes so that it will be even more fruitful.
~Just thought it ight be of help in the Hayley-branch discussion~
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BULLET POINT enough about slovakia.
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