Rhiannon

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I'm not sure what the proper protocol is for this sort of thing, so I'm going to have to improvise.

PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET: I AM NOW GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE.

There, I thought I handled that well.

(For those who want actual information, her name is Rhiannon, she's 18 and a genius. Any other questions will be answered in the comments if asked nicely)

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There are 29 expressions of opinion about what was written.
Mark wrote this at 11:41, Fri, 08/07/05, Link
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Your Comments

Paul

How dare you shorten her name?

Do you think this means she gets an automatic ticket into the pub quiz team?

more to follow...

Written by Paul at 14:33, Fri, 08/07/05

Mr.Moony

18? Pedo. Ohh wait....

I think a blog about me being 2nd in poker would be much better.

Written by Mr.Moony at 17:58, Fri, 08/07/05

Gareth

Well done mark, but isn't her friend Rachel a lot better looking???!!!???!!!

Written by Gareth at 18:27, Fri, 08/07/05

the real Phil Brown

That's the Capel lot pretty much all married off now, isn't it?

Written by the real Phil Brown at 19:04, Fri, 08/07/05

Gareth

Phil,

as your point person i will try and find you a single one if you like!!!!

and please don't say the married word...its scary!!!

Written by Gareth at 19:32, Fri, 08/07/05

the real Phil Brown

Heh heh heh... Am alright at the moment thanks, but I'll keep you posted, point peson.

Written by the real Phil Brown at 19:41, Fri, 08/07/05

Benjamin

OK, I have a question. What is she doing with her life atm? A levels? University? Well maybe I have two questions. How did you meet/howlong have you known her?

Oh and congrats! Am sure you will approach the relationship in a godly manner, remember to enjoy it too :)

Written by Benjamin at 00:00, Sat, 09/07/05

Paul

The correct protocol is not to announce these things interweb wise, what if she realises how tall you really are (9ft 5) and breaks it off in the next week. Could be embarassing.

And stop slouching, you're taller than Justin and you know it.

Written by Paul at 14:19, Sat, 09/07/05

Gareth

But Justin is cooler than Mark!!!!

Written by Gareth at 14:34, Sat, 09/07/05

KEV

I AM KEV

HEAR ME ROAR!!!

Written by KEV at 15:23, Sat, 09/07/05

The Artist Formally Known as KEV

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKE KEV A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKE KEV A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKE KEV A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKE KEV A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKE KEV A DULL BOY

Written by The Artist Formally Known as KEV at 15:25, Sat, 09/07/05

Catherine

Ooh! Is she from Ipswich? And can I be your bridesmaid if you get married?

:D

Written by Catherine at 16:52, Sat, 09/07/05

the real Phil Brown

Man, I was going to call that... Erm, I shotgun bride! Oh, wait a minute...

Written by the real Phil Brown at 18:35, Sat, 09/07/05

Paul

You have to be able to see her to shtgun the bride.

Written by Paul at 16:13, Sun, 10/07/05

Paul

You have to be able to see her before you can shotgun the bride.

Written by Paul at 16:14, Sun, 10/07/05

Sparticus

In order of appearance


  • Because DARE is my middle name

  • Absolutely not, but we talked about it.

  • Yes, she is 18

  • No! We both know the answer to this and we're both right. Only I am more so

  • No and lets not use the word marriage shall we?

  • Nothing the lazy bum

  • No she did IB, because she's a genius

  • Going to Kings to do Medicine

  • I met her a while back when she volunteered for stuff we do / a bit over a year

  • Near enough, though worryingly close to Essex

  • Not mentioning marriage remember?


I thank you.

Written by Sparticus at 11:38, Mon, 11/07/05

Crug

Marriage, Marriage, Marriage, Marriage, Marriage, Marriage, Marriage, Marriage, Marriage, Marriage, Marriage, Marriage, Marriage, Marriage, Marriage, Marriage, Marriage, Marriage, Marriage, Marriage, Marriage, Marriage, Marriage
thats for that photo of me looking not my best

Written by Crug at 12:59, Mon, 11/07/05

Edmund

Gareth and Mark, you may both be "right" in some sense of the word, but in the truest sense, you are both so wrong. We all know that Hayley is the pick of the bunch, so there! :-p

Written by Edmund at 14:31, Mon, 11/07/05

Sparticus

Look, lets all agree to agree that our respective girlfriends are all the best looking in their eyes of us, although secretly deep down we each know ours is the best looking.

Although that all said, you all know that Kev is the most attractive person going.

Written by Sparticus at 14:42, Mon, 11/07/05

Paul

You guys make me sick, talking about women as though they are prizes in a contest, chauvanist (sp?) pigs! I reckon you'll have all gone out with all three of them in a few years time, as you all really think that you've actually drawn the short straw.

It's fine to talk about Kev like he's a piece of meat though... He Loves It!

Written by Paul at 15:22, Mon, 11/07/05

the real Phil Brown

To be fair though, this is Suffolk, so it's a step in the right direction, AWAY from incest...

Written by the real Phil Brown at 16:27, Mon, 11/07/05

Paul

what's pot pourri got to do with divvying up the women from capel?

Written by Paul at 16:32, Mon, 11/07/05

crug

get back to work or i'll tell your boss

Written by crug at 16:34, Mon, 11/07/05

John Smith

In order, I thought I’d save you the hassle of trying to which questions were answered by which bullet point (I wish I knew how to conjure bullet points…), here’s the questions:

Why did you first become a supervillain?

Sparticus, please, please, PLEASE would you re-consider my offer... We’d be so good together...

Is she an alcoholic?

Chalk or cheese?

Why do you still refuse to make our children legitimate?

Any idea what Blair managed to wangle out of the G8, MPH-wise?

Did she do any proper exams?
What’s prince Harry definitely NOT doing next year?
___

Where was she born?

I’ve run out of ideas of what could have made this a remotely funny post. Maybe you noticed. Sorry to everybody concerned.

Written by John Smith at 16:44, Mon, 11/07/05

Paul

I'll tell YOUR boss.

She wouldn't care if I'm working or not though...

Written by Paul at 16:52, Mon, 11/07/05

crug

to be honest i don't think any one should take a shotgun to the bride as far as i know that is still illegal in most parts of the world

Written by crug at 16:53, Mon, 11/07/05

the real Phil Brown

Hmm, perhaps not then... What's all this hatred of the word marriage then?

Written by the real Phil Brown at 17:38, Mon, 11/07/05

Benjamin

I see no hatred of the word. Mentioning it too much can put undue pressure on it. A mere 2 weeks after I started going out with my girlfriend I had to "rebuke" a couple of my Christian friends for making comments that assumed we would marry... its not particularly helpful... take nothing for granted in relationships I say, and you cant go too far wrong :)

Written by Benjamin at 00:08, Tue, 12/07/05

the real Phil Brown

True, good call.

Written by the real Phil Brown at 16:22, Tue, 12/07/05

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