A drummer falls of a cliff... "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" THUD, crack, thud thud "Aaargh" crack, thud, "Aaaah! Oh my leg! Oh the pain! Is that bone? OH SWEET LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD IT IS BONE! WHY?? WHY?!"
(t) Tearfund
Other great jokes that make little sense online:
Q: What's this? "Argh, Argh, Grrr"
A: A terror wrist
A lobster / castanets player walks into a bar and the barman says "you're barred" and the lobster / castanets player says "What? Why?" "You behaviour last night, it was dreadful. Coming in here, giving it all this"
I'm sure I read that lobster one somewhere before. Oh, I remember, I wrote it. Theif.
Q. What's this?
A. An EngineEar
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting rabbit.
The interrupting Rabit who?
You so did not write the lobster joke. Didn't someone famous say that on TV at comic relief? As far as I'm aware, someone famous == so not you.
ask my sister or my parental units, they will back up my story. You and me, amongst other people, discussed it last night while walking. You're a naughty man Mr. Walley.
You are right about one thing though, I'm not famous yet.
Whatever. I was told that joke by Gareth in the pub after comic relief. Regardless when have i ever not stolen jokes?
BULLET POINT The joke is old, writing it in emails is a new fun thing to do. I think i sent it to crug too actually.
BULLET POINT No one cares, least of all me anymore.
No, it's:
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting Cow."
"Interrupting C—"
"Moo!"
The point of it was that it doesn't really work if you wite it down. Like the lobster one.
I hate to take Mark's side (actually i don't its quite fun!) but i think the corse of events was
1. Joke told on Comic Relief
2. I (Gareth) tell Mark joke down pub (Black Horse)
3. Me and Mark tell all joke down other pub (Royal George)
4. All laugh... ha ha ha
5. Later, Paul talks about how funny it would be to tell the joke online
6. In one of Paul's legendary comments he writes the joke down online.
Think thats it.
Case closed
BULLET POINT
Actually I think I actually emailed it to my family actually. And Crug. Not a comment.
I'm not that bothered anymore though really.
Wibble.
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Q. What's this?
A. A dead one of these.
now that's comedy.