Not satisfied with stealing jokes off friends, I'm now going to lower myself to stealing a humorous story told by my friend about her two year old girl.
The story goes that my friend was getting breakfast ready for her toddler and asked her what she wanted to eat. The toddler replies "Rice Crispies!" which apparently are this toddler's favourite breakfast cereal ever. My friend the mum asks her "are you sure? don't you want Weetabix?" because Weetabix are, in her opinion, the far greater cereal. The toddler looks up at her mum quizzically and says (and you have to imagine this being said by a cute two year old girl with a Welsh accent) "I know, how about we put mummy in the bin?"
Next week on iamsparticus.com, we steal the two funny jokes from the script of ITV's as yet un-broadcast new sitcom and pass them off as our own.
(t) Rhi
Minstrel walks in to a bar. The bar looks at him and goes "Get out! Ya Bard!"
Its funny in my head and no-where else.
OR...
Minstrel walks in to a bar. He yells "Ah my leg!"
Ah, Kev, at least someone is laughing!!!!!
The list grows!!!
Is there any one you won't steal from???!!!
Its sin, sin, sin, sin, sin with you isn't it!!!
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David
an ITV sitcom with two funny jokes?
let's try and be realistic Mark.