Everything In The World Can Be Made Right With A Carefully Thought Through Points System (Or Christ)

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Driving Home

  • Members: 4, +1
  • No of members wearing old jeans: 3, +3
  • Amount of guitars: 1, -1
  • Hair factor: 1 bald, 1 short, 2 long, +2
  • Ability to play instrument factor: Drums 0, Bass 0, Singer -1, Guitar +1
  • Amount of Converse Shoes: 2, +4
  • Bonus points for girl bassist, +4
  • Bonus points for drummer in shorts, +2
  • Bonus points for apologising for cool vocal affects as apparently they were accidental: -8

Total Rock Points = +6 points

The Mirimar Disaster

  • Members: 5, +1
  • No of members wearing old jeans: 3, +3
  • Amount of guitars: 2, +0
  • No of members wearing black t-shirts: 1, +1
  • Hair factor: Negligible, +0
  • Ability to play instruments: All bar singer very good, +4
  • Converse shoe factor: 1, +2
  • Bonus points for non-scrawny singer, +5
  • Bonus points for not saying a single clear word, -2
  • Bonus points for lack of tune or melody, -10
  • Bonus points for lack of same rhythm for more than 7 seconds, -12
  • Bonus points for occasional 7 seconds of genius, +5

Total Rock Points = -8 points

65daysofstatic

  • Members: 4, +0
  • No of members wearing old jeans: 3, +3
  • No of members wearing black t-shirts: 2, +2
  • Hair factor: 2 normal, 2 spiky, +2
  • Ability to play instrument: V. Good, +6
  • Converse shoe factor: 2, +4
  • Bonus points for crazy stage movement head shaking factor: +4
  • Bonus points for having enjoyable songs: +4
  • Bonus points for being very very loud: +4
  • Bonus points for v. fast drum solo bit in "Install A Break": +3
  • Bonus points for multi-instrumentalism, +3

Total Rock Points = +35

There are 5 expressions of opinion about what was written.
Mark wrote this at 09:45, Fri, 14/10/05, Link
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Your Comments

ted

how come the first band got +1 for 4 members and the third band got 0 for the same thing. BIAS!

Written by ted at 11:22, Mon, 17/10/05

Sparticus

You're so right. But because they had a chick for a bassist I'm blaming my fragile emotions.

Written by Sparticus at 18:44, Mon, 17/10/05

Paul

A chick?

You trouser-wearer!

Written by Paul at 16:50, Thu, 20/10/05

Stocky

Where did you see TMD play?

Written by Stocky at 12:51, Fri, 21/10/05

Stocky

Where did you see TMD play?

Written by Stocky at 12:51, Fri, 21/10/05

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