So you guys know how life should be lived, this is what I did with my Saturday night.
Maybe that's a slight exaggeration, I do seem to remember doing something but I can't remember for the life of me what it was (and not in the 'it was all a haze after the eighth pint' sense). I also managed to get Marmite on my keyboard when writing this. Maybe it was "made toast"?
That's a gross exaggeration Gareth.
I'll have you know I watched X Factor.
;-)
hey,
Love the way you integrated you photostream, did you write that yourself.
Anyway on other things, how was soul survivor this year, I couldnt get there now Im working in scotland...anyway hope all is well.
from
A random soul survivor contact you still cant place!
Its Cheecko Time! how did he made final 12, he cant sing! im so gonna vote him off...
...and spade him!
I know! What was sharon thinking! Heffer (cant spell her name!) was great! she so should have gone through!!!!!
You guys are losers!!!!
I expected it from Kev and Hayley but Kerron???!!
You disappoint me!!!
I expected so much more from you!!!
Sorry to disappoint Gareth, but hey, yo I'm down with the kidz. :-)
Like David Cameron, I too have voted in Pop Idol/X Factor/insert latest fad youth friendly programme here.
Although unlike Mr. Blair-lite public school boy Cameron I actually HAVE.
In answer to those questions, Chico has a 6 pack - and fancies Sharon - and like all good reality TV stars is having a mental breakdown. (Remember Rowetta last year?)
I.e. Perfect TV - until they die horribly.
Heiffer was rubbish - like a bad Joss Stone impersonator.
Bring back Darius!!!
Quite interesting (and very sad aside now), I've played footy with Steve Brookstein - last years winner, if you forgot who he was!
And I wrote a sketch with Darius in once. Well not him, but a Darius character.
...
God I am sad/need a girlfriend - which I think brings us back to the start of this conversation! ;-)
Go Darius!!!! love him! well did love him until he stood me up...
steve was rubbish! Where is he now??
o dear....
JOKE OF THE DAY
How do you get a local district councillor off a swing???
Hit em in the face with an axe!!
Kerron related jokes are the future!! Love you buddy!!!
Gareth, that's not so much funny as just scary! (You don't know where I live I hope!)
PS Wouldn't catch me on a swing - sure there would be health & safety issues to address! ;-)
Hayles, did Darius really stand you up? He is a big old boy - should be the next Bond!
He used to have a good entry on Friends Reunited - if you have 5 mins to spare it's worth checking to see if it's still there!
Finally, in answer to where is Steve from X Factor now, the answer is that he is playing footy with me at Chelsea FC!
I should point out that Roman Abramovich hasn't put us on the pay roll - unfortunately - it was just a charity footy match!
Have sent the humiliating photographic evidence to Mark - if you are interested!
All the best...and don't hit me with an axe, however funny you think that might be! :-p
i like kerron
YOu lot have gone strange since I left.
Magnificent news on the Fop by the way.
Me and gareth spoke to The Fop, he helped us with our pub Quiz! Woooooooooooooooowooooooooooooooo!
yer he did....got tickets to see him in concert and he cancelled. o well life goes on.
was never a big fan of steve to be honest weith you.....
Hayles I really feel your pain, Barenaked Ladies did that to me once...but hey, enough about my private life. ;-)
PS On an unconnected theme: 'The Real Someone Else' - are you female? ;-p
Why do you wana know Kerron??
Otherwise I am going to be watching X Factor on my own again on Saturday.
:-)
I think Kerron's on the pull!!
I am now desperately trying to work out whether 'The Real Someone Else' is my erstwhile ex-girlfriend.
But as I mentioned before:
http://kerroncross.blogspot.com/2005/09/church-dating-agency-from-hell.html
All genuine offers will be considered.
Females only though. ;-)
I'd be worried if it wasn't females only!!!
I know your a politician but....
Hayley almost went to a Foppy gig??? I almost went to a Fozzy gig. WALLS OF JERICHO.
THe Real someone else is probably definately not a woman. If it is, it's probably called Phyllis
Paul i wish it was a foppy gig!!! beleive me! however sadly (and i am starting to be ashamed to admit this) the gig was that of darius...
I think it was phil. Think
are you sure mr walley?
Would the Real Someone Else please stand up??
Cos Kerron needs a date!
Yeah, all your help on this greatly appreciated!
:-)
Come on people....help Kerron out!!!
He needs a woman!!!
Ask not what your local councillor can do for you, but instead what you can do for your local councillor.
:-p
TESTIFY!
aha!
Eminem does Alan Partridge? Bizarre.
I think I can work out why I'm still single - I spend all my time on these websites talking to you guys!
Anyway, we've topped 30 comments on this string now - which is quite impressive - and only half of them are about my (lack of) love life. Fantastic!
:-)
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Its cos you is single!