Christmas Photo Show-Off Fight

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So Sarah foolishly stated that she could make Edinburgh look more Christmassy than I could ever make Ipswich. Ever quick to respond, I told her that this is obviously an untrue statement, as Ipswich is blatantly more Christmassy than Edinburgh and she lacks the necessary skillz to prove otherwise. She disagreed and even though she must know she's going to lose she saw this as a challenge. Eventual Result: Friday Christmas Photo Show-Off Fight!

So, from next Friday onwards me and Sarah will be posting Christmas photos on our own websites in an effort to prove to the world the Christmassy-ness of our adopted home towns. The rules are simple; 3 photos maximum every Friday, clever linguistic style captions are in, Photoshop tomfoolery is out. The Winner to be decided by some as yet un-worked-out-upon scheme. Whatever though, I'll win.

Update!

Sarah responds, "Not only is Edinburgh the capital of Scotland, it is also the capital of CHRISTMAS". Little does she know, the Edinburgh Christmas virgin that she is, that come the 13th of December Scottish people get so drunk on alcohol and the prospect of that Hogmanay/Hootnany thing they have at new years that they can't stand up straight enough to work. With no money coming in by the 15th of December they're all burning down their Christmas decorations to keep warm! IN YOUR FACE!

Your Comments

Sarah

Bring.

It.

On.

Paul

Do Scottish people even put any money towards Christmas decorations? I thought they were mostly quite upset that they even had to shell out for the lumps of coal they give to each other as Christmas presents! ROFL!

Go Mark, my my fair town look pretty!!

Alasdair

I'm with Edinburgh on this one! Teh steely blue lights that light up the mound will kick the ass of the best fluffy shepe ipswich can produce. Edinburgh even has a ferris wheel for goodness sake! The south doesn't stand a chance!!

Paul

In what way is a Ferris wheel Christmassy? Surely ferris wheels are perfect for a summer's day at the seaside with an ice cream. Unless you're talking southern hemisphere Christmas, all your ferris wheel talk is whacketty cracketty.


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