i am sparticus: Felix-to-the-stowe

Felix-to-the-stowe

Sarah with her new 'friend'

Yesterday myself and the kid Sarah went in search of shenanigans in rainy felixstowe. Okay, so there were more people involved than just me and Sarah, but they either lack websites, or I'd need parental consent to write about them so for all extents and purposes they're dead to this post. I feel at this stage it should be pointed out, if you don't know Sarah, this is how dumb she is. YOU CAN'T LEAN ON THE SHOULDER OF SOMEONE WHO'S NOT THERE SARAH!. It's no wonder my website is superior.

In the distance there are monsters. They don't like to come into Felixstowe itself though, apparently it's too tacky

Continuing with the photo thing, if you've never been to Felixstowe, this is how it looks. If you're British, you'll understand exactly what sort of place this is. If you're not, it's hard to explain, but here for fun people swap £1 coins for 50 2p coins so they can put them in machines that, if you're very lucky, will dispense more 2p coins. If you don't get cold, wet or abused by teenagers in the process of doing this you probably get an official award saying "Congratulations, You just had the best day of your life at Felixstowe" with a voucher for one free 2p coin.

There is nothing in this photo that the British Gambling Commission needs to hear about.

I was hoping that Sarah would write extensively about all the boring parts of the day and make them sound exciting so I'd be able to skip them all and just write about the amazing adventures of Winnie The Pooh and the giant mechanical claw. However she hasn't bothered and so I'm going to have to write at least a thousand words (plus the caption!) on the subject and consequentially you're going to suffer by having to wait till tomorrow for the amazing Winnie The Pooh Story. Sorry, but that's the way these things work.

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