This New Years Eve I lived out a long held desire of mine. I went to a party dressed up as a robot. How cool is that? Very cool, that's how cool. If you're interested in photos of the party then you need to check out this link. If you're interested in how to make a robot costume, then I have some advice there too. If you're interested in amazing stories of the night then tough! For the things that happened there are the things that will be exaggerated in pubs across the land night upon night until one day people will remember the time when a mighty robot came to a party and used his laser death rays as disco lights. To write them down now would not help mythologising my Robot.
All that said though, walking down the street dressed as a robot gets you so much love.
(8) Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - Death Cab For Cutie
I'll talk to you about those photos Mark, I seem to remember someone else I know drinking Fosters for the first year I knew them. Almost religiously.
Alright, but the next time some child pushes past you when you're standing in an aisle in church and makes you spill your tea, you can't say "I wish children would look where they were going" because you used to do it when you were a child.
You used to drink Fosters in church and push past people when you were a child?
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