Okay, here's the shizzle. From next Wednesday I'm in San Francisco for a week and as part of my ongoing commitment to you dear reader, I promise to try and find out the answers to any suitably American questions asked. The way this'll work is similar to the classic 'ask me a question' formula, except you'll only have a day to ask questions and vote and then the poll will reset. Instead of just answering one question I'll answer ever question that's voted in top. Or try to answer them. Or just make up lies like I normally do.
The winner is the real Phil Brown and how many mickles make a muckle?
with 2 votes.
The poll is now over, stay tuned for the answer.
Go Ninja Go!
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Paul
It willn't let me vote!