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Uncouth

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"Your mama is so fat that when she sits around the drawing room, she sits around the drawing room."

"Your mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked hansom."

"Your mama is so fat that when she wore her white dress to the beach Ahab tried to harpoon her"

"Your mama is so ugly that your papa takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye."

"Are you implying my ma is a hussy?"

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(8) Steve Lamacq from last Monday
(t) Phil

There are 2 expressions of opinion about what was written.
Mark wrote this at 13:54, Fri, 03/03/06, Link
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Gareth

Ya Mama's so fat that when she cuts herself she bleeds gravy!

Written by Gareth at 11:42, Sat, 04/03/06

Beth

Your mama's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book

Your sister's so ugly she reminds me of your mom.

Written by Beth at 13:35, Sat, 04/03/06

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