Iraq Pull Out Advice

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Advice for America; if and when you decide to pull out of Iraq, here's how you can go about doing it with the minimum of death, animosity and effort. Wait till it's night and then while most everyone is in bed asleep break Saddam Hussein out of jail. Give him a shave and a change of clothes, put him in the largest palace in Baghdad and then remove all of your troops from the country. Then when morning comes make sure all the TV's are broadcasting live from the square below the palace, at 9am get Ashton Kutcher to step out on the balcony and yell out loudly, "IRAQ, y'all got punk'd!"

Leave the country to it's own devices and pretend like nothing ever happened. Also, leave Ashton Kutcher.

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