i am sparticus: Two Humorous Things

Two Humorous Things

<<< Previous Entry: How To Take A Myspace Photo Part II | This Month's entries | Next Entry: How To Take A Myspace Photo Part III >>

a: "I like the Queen and everything but I don't like Prince Charles and whatshername"
b: "Camilla Poker-Bowels?"
a: "You can't poke her bowels, that'd be treason!"

Impressionable Young Person: "Oh, can I tell you this story? You'll like it"
Me: "Okay"
IYP: "In class we had to write about two people we'd pick as our heroes, one people would know and one people wouldn't."
Me: "uh-huh."
IYP: "And for the person that people wouldn't know."
Me: "uh-huh..."
IYP: "I mean, for the person people would know I picked uhh... uhhh..."
Me: "uh?"
IYP: "David Beckham!"
Me: "Oh okay"
IYP: "Yeah..."
IYP: "..."
IYP: "..."
Me: "And what about the person no-one knew?"
IYP: "Oh yeah that was the point!"
Me: "So who did you pick?"
IYP: "uh so this is why I wanted to tell you the story"
Me: "yeah?"
IYP: "I picked my dad!"
Me: "Oh. Oh okay. Well that's cool."
IYP: "Yeah I know!"

These quotes are true enough

Right Now

(8) The Gloaming - Radiohead
(m) Sarah Rules

There are 3 expressions of opinion about what was written.
Mark wrote this at 17:40, Tue, 25/04/06, Link
Filed in

Your Comments

Paul Armstrong

BULLET POINT I feel you may need to look up humourous on Wikipedia.

Written by Paul Armstrong at 23:24, Tue, 25/04/06

David

nothing can hide your disapointment that he didn't choose you, Mark.

Written by David at 13:38, Wed, 26/04/06

Sheepie

I laughed.

Written by Sheepie at 20:48, Wed, 26/04/06

About, Navigation, And Other Details

This is a website by Mark Walley. If you want to find out more or get in touch, that'd be nice.

Getting around this website can be a tad confusing. If you're looking to explore the better stuff of what I've written then this navigation should help you. If you're after a specific post then searching or looking through the archives chronologically may help.

Things I Found Interesting

New Free Coldplay Single With extensive rigmarole to actually download what is just a plain mp3 file.
Want to know what's going to appear in youth work magazine for the next year? In releasing info for advertisers, they've released info for all of us. If you're intrigued by the articles in a Christian youth work magazine that might be good for advertising too, this is a must read.
Johnny Foreigner are on iTunes AWESOME. Fact.
I'm on Wikipedia!
Ipswich Town on the Wikipedia main page for ONE DAY ONLY By proxy.

People I Generally Find Interesting

Last Words

This site tries its best to be accessible for everyone. Atom, and RSS feeds are available. All content licensed through a creative commons licence. I may have stolen ideas off you when you weren't looking, but it was almost certainly an accident. As with all claims of originality and ownership Psalm 24 v1 applies.