Yesterday, on my first ever driving lesson, commenting on my tendency to drift out to the edge of the road;
Instructor: "As this bus approaches I just want you to look straight ahead at the road, don't look at the bus, Just focus on the road and staying in the middle of your lane and you'll be fine. Don't look at the bus."
Me: "I am a leaf on the wind."
Instructor: "What?"
(8) Did You Miss Me? - The Cooper Temple Clause
I chortle at your puny learnerdom. Remember, it's 50 points for hitting a little old lady.
Congratulations for just making me crack up.
Damn, too much coffee and too little sleep makes Jonty an easily amused boy.
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