So I'd just come back from staying at a monastery1 So I've spent the last few days sorting out a website for something I do at work and one of the things that was bugging me was how to enable the front page to stay updated. I geeked out and coded this login at the bottom and be absolutely awestruck.
In other really really awfully pointless news for everyone who's not me or who I don't owe a round or ten of drinks to2 I'm trying to get some web design work with various companies in the area. So far I've e-mailed the ones who look good, next week I'll start on the ones who look alright.3 One reason I tell you this is so that someone can go "Wait, why don't you just design my website for me and I'll pay stacks of cash reasonable amounts of money?". Another reason I tell you this is so that you can spend the next ten minutes trying to guess where I put my CV on this website. I'm not linking to it because it's got my phone number and postal address on it but if you find it you can feel content in the knowledge that you're not absolutely awful at guessing.
1 Apologies, but that's a hilarious joke for me and possibly mildly funny for one other person. For the rest of you drawing blanks; sorry I'll make crazy-mad in-jokes that only you'll get tomorrow, so read closely.
2 Your in-joke day came early. Congratulations.
3 Except your company, I accidentally missed them of because I was blown away by how good they are.
(8) Punk Rock Princess - Something Corporate
Well, I live opposite an ostrich farm and I hear you're trying to steal my boyfriend.
I think we need to drop out of our respective degrees or "degrees" and go into medicine and get us some seriously cool opening lines.
I found the CV link first time... I think your actually an internet genius after reading all that stuff on it. I am jealous of your skills!
Sarah, as per usual you're right. Apart from the boyfriend stealing bit.
This is a website by Mark Walley. If you want to find out more or get in touch, that'd be nice.
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Matthew
OS X has a FreeBSD underpinning, not a Linux one. Both FreeBSD and Linux are based on Unix, but technically (as Unix isn't open-source) they're not. But you knew that already - I'm just pointing it out as it's wrong in your CV.