Unfortunately last week I lost a charity giving betting auction type event (it was confusing) and ended up having to have my legs waxed. The process itself was painful, but it's not nearly the tongue-biting experience everyone makes it out to be. What's worse is the clammy wet feeling all over your legs that you get the next day and then can't shake off. It makes you check your legs every few minutes to see if you've accidentally fallen in a pool of water. Possibly. What's even worse than that is that I can no longer boast about having never done any of those stupid youth worker type "aren't I zany, I dyed my hair green just to make a point about church being so dull" activities.
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The real tongue biting experience is for those who unwittingly get your leg flashed at them with little or no explanation.
I am in the process of starting a support group for others who have suffered similar fates.