i am sparticus: Overheard on the Bus yesterday

Overheard on the Bus yesterday

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Girl: "Yeah my mum's far more hardcore than your mum, your mum drinks white wine, my mum drinks bottles of Budweiser."
Boy: "My mum's more hardcore, she drinks white wine out of the bottle."
Girl: "Your mum would never drink white wine out of the bottle, anyway my mum was being hit on by Stacey's dad."
Boy: "Yeah well everyone gets hit on by Stacey's dad, my mum was hit on by Terry's dad and she flirted back."
Girl: "Yeah well my mum danced with Terry."
Boy: "My mum danced with Terry and etc..."

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Mark wrote this at 12:58, Tue, 29/08/06, Link
Filed in Overheard Conversations
It is tagged by with these tags: brag, bus, mum, overheard conversation

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the real Phil Brown

did they actually say "Your mum would never drink white wine out of the bible"?!?!?!

Written by the real Phil Brown at 15:36, Tue, 29/08/06

Mark

Oops. That's what comes of doing too many things at once.

Written by Mark at 16:54, Tue, 29/08/06

Scott

I just wanna apologize, on behalf of all decent citizens here, for allowing your country to be tainted with that watery brew sold under the label "Anheiser Busch." I had no idea that we actually export that.

Written by Scott at 02:18, Wed, 30/08/06

Mark

Oh yes, it's stocked in most pubs. Fortunately you can also get the real Bud Var stuff fairly easily but it's still a terrible tragedy when we deem it necessary to fly in thousands of bottles of terrible lager from a country thousands of miles away when there is so much brilliant lager in the same continent as us. Alas.

Written by Mark at 08:45, Wed, 30/08/06

Hayles

Girl: But in a fight would your mum side with mine r staceys mum?
Boy: Out of loyalty yours, but in her heart Stacey's.
Girl: Hmmmm, well Staceys mum is a lot bigger, but my mum is hot.

oh, how funny!

Written by Hayles at 09:48, Thu, 31/08/06

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