"So anyway, my friend of mine is having this way awesome party right. It's fancy dress like, and the theme is, get this, Pirates Vs Ninjas! How cool is that! It's because someone else had a Cowboys Vs Robots Party which was like the best party ever. Lol. Oh my word, I can't believe I just Lol out loud, how cool am I?"
I don't want to diss the whole Pirate, Ninja, Cowboy, Party scene or anything, but I'm starting to think that maybe people could push the boundaries a bit. Once you've heard your first "who'd win in a fight? A pirate, a cowboy or a ninja?" conversation you've heard them all (and for the record it's obviously the ninja, as evidenced by this rewording of the question "who'd win in a fight? A drunk sailor, a cattle herd or a trained assassin?"). It's not like history isn't full of famous archetypes that can't be borrowed for the sake of having a good party. So, if you're planning a something vs something party sometime soon, here's a list to help you stay at least mildly original.
Now hopefully this time next year iamsparticus won't be asking where on earth are all the Knight - Vikings - Swiss Crossbow Men parties.
Next Week: Kids Tv Programmes people don't talk about that much.
Pro Evo 6 v Fifa 07 party, it would be a lively debate at least
or if someone has already done this, how about... Father Dougal Mcguire v Father Jack Hacket?
Hmmm...a violent alcoholic or a dumb adolecenty type person?! Tuff choice.
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